Middle Management and the Middle Kingdom - the China Thread™

[elliseamos]

wtf

did you catch that?

helicopters appear out of thin air all the time, burt.

So should we assume it's a model being pulled by the helicopter? That would be a solid North Korean move.

1) Trump Admin. announces closure of Houston Consulate.

2) People in Houston call 911 because staff at the Consulate are frantically burning papers in garbage cans

3) China starts a Twitter poll for citizens to decide which US Consulate gets closed in China

4) ?

Anyone that had a Chengdu ticket can PM Jorge to collect their winnings.

This appears to be escalating further, so hold on to your other consulate tickets for upcoming rounds.

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[BurtReynolds]

Lot of this going around lately

https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... ?_amp=true

[Bi_3]

This war of words with Australia is kinda crazy

[96583UP]

the Chinese love to steal, and lie

[BurtReynolds]

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/jack- ... 38645.html

Jack Ma has been missing for awhile now.

[Simple Torture]

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/jack-ma-missing-232138645.html

Jack Ma has been missing for awhile now.

Too bad we're not doing a 2021 Disappeared draft.

[BurtReynolds]

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/jack-ma-missing-232138645.html

Jack Ma has been missing for awhile now.

Too bad we're not doing a 2021 Disappeared draft.

I'd pick him in the death tourney, but China's MO is putting you in a gulag for 20 years instead of just murdering you like the Russians.

[BurtReynolds]

[Bi_3]

Imagine any other country bragging they have successfully brainwashed Muslims to reject their faith

[96583UP]

maybe these chinese methods deserve a fresh look

[BurtReynolds]

Does reproductive health include forced sterilizations?

[BurtReynolds]

not a violation of Twitter terms of service, btw.

[simple schoolboy]

Does reproductive health include forced sterilizations?

Uiguhrs are not capable of consent due to internalized misogyny. Only elevated CCP functionaries are so free of colonialist brainwashing to truly make these choices.

[simple schoolboy]

China figures it has the capability to invade Taiwan within the next two years.

If this was/is particular to Taiwan, maybe I wouldn't blame them.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwanese_Electric_Flower_Car

Unrelated, do we have any Pershings in serviceable use that we can hand over to the Tawainese? Failing that, copious numbers of ground launched Tomahawks might suffice.

[E.H. Ruddock]

China has the largest military on earth. Pretty sure they already have the capability to invade a small island nation.

[Bammer]

China has the largest military on earth. Pretty sure they already have the capability to invade a small island nation.

Yeah but they don’t have Jocko Willink

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EXTREME OWNERSHIP

[BurtReynolds]

China has the largest military on earth. Pretty sure they already have the capability to invade a small island nation.

Can they swim that far?

[simple schoolboy]

China has the largest military on earth. Pretty sure they already have the capability to invade a small island nation.

Can they swim that far?

It'd be kinda funny if they sent a spy to steal our old LST plans.