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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
PostPosted: Thu January 27, 2022 4:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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at least when the time came during the election vote, he stayed on the side of civilized society

he is a piece of shit

but he was at least not willing to destroy US democracy

may we be so lucky that he be replaced by a moderate

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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Can’t believe we have all these half dead dinosaurs calling the shots. Needs to be term limits or a retirement age. Something.


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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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lol, so he just sat in his office for a few minutes and then came back out to mumble some more in a press conference. take that guy to the hospital, he's not ok

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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Motherfucker stroked out

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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Looks more like a seizure to me. There’s a certain kind, can’t remember what it’s called, but it’s not the violently convulsing on the floor kind, it’s what Mitch did yesterday. It also kind of looks like he sharted.


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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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My dad is also 81 years old and the thought of him being in an important government position is straight up grotesque.

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Looks more like a seizure to me. There’s a certain kind, can’t remember what it’s called, but it’s not the violently convulsing on the floor kind, it’s what Mitch did yesterday. It also kind of looks like he sharted.

partial seizure or focal seizure. i used to have them and this is what it looked like. sometimes i'd mumble or ask for water, but that's what this reminded me of. either way, get this guy on a beach to live out the rest of his life.


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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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the ego on these maniacs is astounding, boggles the mind

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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Bammer wrote:
My dad is also 81 years old and the thought of him being in an important government position is straight up grotesque.

We make people retire around 70 because they can't handle a changing workplace, then, 10 years later, we put them in charge of the country.

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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We’ll most likely be choosing between a nearly 82 year old and a 78 year old to lead our country next year.


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takes a lunatic to hold public office that long makes sense they wouldn’t let go

like RBG

dumb whore destroyed reproductive rights bc she wouldn’t fuck off when the time was right

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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B wrote:
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My dad is also 81 years old and the thought of him being in an important government position is straight up grotesque.

We make people retire around 70 because they can't handle a changing workplace, then, 10 years later, we put them in charge of the country.

It’s nice to find some common ground with B once in a while, but let’s please be careful with this “we” stuff - your boy Bammer did note vote for either of these dinosaurs.

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 Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell Destroys the World
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The way the US is run by absolute geriatrics is kinda weird. But I guess when you have that much power, and can turn it into that much money, why would you possibly want to ever let it go?

Surely though there is no way that these ancient fucks can legitimately, hand on heart be looking towards the future and having the US's best future interests at heart when they won't even be there for it.

And the Supreme Court thing re: lifetime appointments - that is fucked up even worse. Like numbers said, RBG done shat the bed for all women in the US. A super smart, super inspiring woman, whose life was amazing and really mattered, yet she wasn't able to think past herself to fuck off out of there while Obama was in power? She gifted one to Trump, and sadly that is a large part of what she will be remembered for.

McConnell looks like he smells of formaldehyde already - its like Weekend at Bernie's everytime I see him.

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The way the US is run by absolute geriatrics is kinda weird. But I guess when you have that much power, and can turn it into that much money, why would you possibly want to ever let it go?

Surely though there is no way that these ancient fucks can legitimately, hand on heart be looking towards the future and having the US's best future interests at heart when they won't even be there for it.

And the Supreme Court thing re: lifetime appointments - that is fucked up even worse. Like numbers said, RBG done shat the bed for all women in the US. A super smart, super inspiring woman, whose life was amazing and really mattered, yet she wasn't able to think past herself to fuck off out of there while Obama was in power? She gifted one to Trump, and sadly that is a large part of what she will be remembered for.

McConnell looks like he smells of formaldehyde already - its like Weekend at Bernie's everytime I see him.

The thing is … people keep voting for them.

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Bammer wrote:
Higgs wrote:
The way the US is run by absolute geriatrics is kinda weird. But I guess when you have that much power, and can turn it into that much money, why would you possibly want to ever let it go?

Surely though there is no way that these ancient fucks can legitimately, hand on heart be looking towards the future and having the US's best future interests at heart when they won't even be there for it.

And the Supreme Court thing re: lifetime appointments - that is fucked up even worse. Like numbers said, RBG done shat the bed for all women in the US. A super smart, super inspiring woman, whose life was amazing and really mattered, yet she wasn't able to think past herself to fuck off out of there while Obama was in power? She gifted one to Trump, and sadly that is a large part of what she will be remembered for.

McConnell looks like he smells of formaldehyde already - its like Weekend at Bernie's everytime I see him.

The thing is … people keep voting for them.

because on the whole, people are naive and stupid


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