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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:32 am 
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Elderly Woman Coughing and Wheezing In The Burned Out Ruins of her Small Town

Yeah that’s good

Stfu strat


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:34 am 
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tragabigzanda wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Elderly Woman Coughing and Wheezing In The Burned Out Ruins of her Small Town

Yeah that’s good

Stfu strat

Puns and memes should never take that long and you fucking know it.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:54 am 
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verb_to_trust wrote:
What if the smoke kills covid?

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sat September 12, 2020 3:47 am 
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The Argonaut wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
What if the smoke kills covid?

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Naw, Nicotine kills Covid. It is known.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sat September 12, 2020 4:17 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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It looks like The Mist outside. I've had a migraine most of the day.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 5:56 pm 
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Flee, Burt

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 7:16 pm 
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BurtReynolds wrote:
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Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 8:35 pm 
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The Argonaut wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
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Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.

Sold the Mazda last year. Not sure if my land whale car has enough fuel efficiency to make it to the borderlands, beyond the sea of ash.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:07 pm 
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Maybe Kyle Rittenhouse will come protect you

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:22 pm 
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Just protest. Not even acts of nature are allowed to harm protestors.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:26 pm 
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But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
PostPosted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:40 pm 
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verb_to_trust wrote:
But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.


:?:

Yea, it can reduce the chance that the guy next to you with Covid throws enough your way. Not going to help when caught in a forest fire.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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I see people waiting in line outside of the Olive Garden, forced outside because of social distancing. I wonder what would kill them first: the smoke or the plague.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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Or perhaps a rioter will simply beat them to death.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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No doubt someone is splooging in the alfredo sauce for the cause.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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Burt being in Portland for all of this is no coincidence. It was his destiny.


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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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It's good to be here at the end of all things. To see it first hand.

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 Post subject: Re: The APOCALYPSE
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Olive garden is worse than any smoke or pandemic

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