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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
PostPosted: Wed April 18, 2018 10:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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BurtReynolds wrote:
bada wrote:
I find myself drawn to that passage from Bonjovies.

Thou hast to hold on to what thouest got
It doesn't make a difference if ye make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Livin' on a prayer


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
PostPosted: Wed April 18, 2018 10:56 pm 
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She got daddy issues for days.


31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.


- Genesis 19:31-36



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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
PostPosted: Thu April 19, 2018 1:58 pm 
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17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
24 And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.


- Leviticus 21:17-24


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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I used to be able to recite the books of the Bible but now I get stuck at Romans. :shake:


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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Given that the Bible is a work of literature, shouldn't this be in the A&E Forum?

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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I think it was Abraham that asked that.....


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
PostPosted: Fri April 20, 2018 3:18 am 
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BurtReynolds wrote:
bada wrote:
I find myself drawn to that passage from Bonjovies.

Thou hast to hold on to what thouest got
It doesn't make a difference if ye make it or not
We've got each other and that's a Lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Lo!, we're half way there
Lo!, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Lo!, livin' on a prayer
Livin' on a prayer


Good ole' Lot

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Passages
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God gave Eve a choice...


she's all....fuck it, i want an apple....thus evil.

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