Here comes the story of the hurricane

[Iholdthepain]

after their state is destroyed, will they be forced to become Ohio sex workers

srsly... your dumb sex analogies are dumb.

[BurtReynolds]

Seems like a good track if you are northern Florida, and really really bad if you are southern Florida.

[Simple Torture]

Things are forecasted to be worst in the Keys and the western part of the state. Lots of people talking about Miami, but it's Naples and Tampa that are going to get the shit:

[Anders]

Seems like a good track if you are northern Florida, and really really bad if you are southern Florida.

Really crazy stuff. I hope no one gets killed, and that everyone on RM is safe.

[B]

I know six families in Florida. All have been offered shelter here or Ohio. None are leaving Florida.

Six fewer Christmas cards to send out.

I'm kidding, of course; I hope they're a bit further inland and that they stay safe.

I thought of some others too. They're all staying of course.
I watch the Florida Governor tell everyone in the state to leave, but no one does.

Let's see ... they're in Orlando, Melbourne, Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Clearwater.

[Jammer XCI]

after their state is destroyed, will they be forced to become Ohio sex workers

srsly... your dumb sex analogies are dumb.

Yeah, we also don't want AIDS ridden Floridian sex workers in Ohio, we have our own already.

[Norris]

[LoathedVermin72]

I know someone in Tampa who isn't evacuating. Seems like...not the smartest decision. Though I must admit I would also be tempted to stay if it were me.

[Norris]

I know someone in Tampa who isn't evacuating.

same

[Simple Torture]

Yeah, today I found out that my sister-in-law's grandmother--who is 90--refused to leave her retirement village in Naples. So her dad rerouted a return from a business trip to China and they're gonna ride out the storm together.

[McParadigm]

[BurtReynolds]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[McParadigm]

[Biff Pocoroba]

We're expecting some nasty weather later tomorrow & overnight. Nothing like what most of Florida is getting but it's very rare for us to get as much rain/wind as being forecast. Atlanta has never been under a Tropical Storm Warning before. The only other I remember getting us like this was Opal in the '90s. Lots of down trees with that one.

[Jammer XCI]

This guy is right in the eye wall of the hurricane

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

[LetMeSleep]

This guy is right in the eye wall of the hurricane

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEydlDnJN

that guy died, jammer.

[BurtReynolds]

Dammit Jeff! Not again! How do you get into these crazy predicaments?

[Jammer XCI]

Jeff is the most hardcore storm chaser there is, and more power to him for going out there and getting the footage.

Some highlights from the last hour:

Trailer park being destroyed
130+ MPH winds
4 feet thick palm trees falling all over the road
A destroyed golf course

He says at 4:15 the water surge is likely to destroy Marco Island

[wease]

Please tell me the golf course was at Mar a Lago

[Jammer XCI]

Nah, wasn't Mar a Lago.

Although now we need to hope the hurricane fucks over those scientologist scumbags in Clearwater. Them being destroyed would be better than Mar a Lago being destroyed, honestly.