Here comes the story of the hurricane

[BurtReynolds]

[96583UP]

Irma is a sexy bitch

probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey

and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere

[McParadigm]

Video:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video ... are_btn_tw

[BurtReynolds]

[simple schoolboy]

Video:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video ... are_btn_tw

Is Irma a francophobe or something?

[Jammer XCI]

Irma is a sexy bitch

probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey

and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere

This made me crack the fuck up

[bune]

Well that's a good way to make sure people die. Congrats.

[B]

Well that's a good way to make sure people die. Congrats.

What a dickhead. I hope his house gets washed away.

[B]

Shit. Now I'm freaking out.

[96583UP]

Irma is a sexy bitch

probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey

and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere

This made me crack the fuck up

José is a dirty bus station tramp. the whole south/east is gonna have hurricAIDS by the time this gangbang is over

[Jammer XCI]

Sounds like it

[washing machine]

I hope all of you from Florida and north along the coast get out of this okay. This thing looks bad.

[Jammer XCI]

now there was a huge earthquake too

you, humans

[Bi_3]

I hope all of you from Florida and north along the coast get out of this okay. This thing looks bad.

I was listening to a podcast on global warming recorded a few weeks ago and the panicked scientist bro did a great job explaining why southern Florida is so screwed, in a nutshell it's because the whole thing is climate sensitivite bog at sea level (the Everglades) and porous limestone ground (Miami). Its possible in our lifetimes that Miami will no longer be habitable.

[96583UP]

That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!

this really looks like something from a urologist office

[Simple Torture]

That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!

this really looks like something from a urologist office

Today at work we called a urology office in Florida, which is a fun coincidence.

[96583UP]

That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!

this really looks like something from a urologist office

Today at work we called a urology office in Florida, which is a fun coincidence.

did they have any recommended treatment for the discharge emanating from the eastern tip of Cuba?

[B]

I know six families in Florida. All have been offered shelter here or Ohio. None are leaving Florida.

[96583UP]

after their state is destroyed, will they be forced to become Ohio sex workers

[Simple Torture]

I know six families in Florida. All have been offered shelter here or Ohio. None are leaving Florida.

Six fewer Christmas cards to send out.

I'm kidding, of course; I hope they're a bit further inland and that they stay safe.