Yeah I’d believe that Bernie’s rotting corpse would return from the grave to break rank and run as a third party candidate out of supernatural spite before I’d believe that he’d be honest with himself and throw in the towel.

You can't be serious.

I fully believe Bernie would run as a spoiler candidate, something he passed up doing in 2016 but would definitely do this time!

No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.

I think this is right.

It's too bad LV won't be here for Zombie Bernie Sanders literally eating the rich like he always wanted.

I’m gonna feel like a real dick if Sanders passes away and doesn’t return in time for Iowa

AL

Based on what, exactly? Pure supposition?

I've seen nothing from Bernie Sanders that leads me to believe he is incapable of coming back from the dead.

The power of pure communism, indeed.

Bernie may or may not be a bit too old for this job, but having two stents put in is not that big a deal. I'm sure we all know people half his age who have had this done. He is technically better off today than he was a couple days ago.

PHATJ

Thank you for your assistance, Jacob Wohl

that's literally what he's there for.

Please tell me there are Jacob Wohl Truthers.

Remember when Biden was the best nominee because he alone could bridge the political divide?

Joe Biden: (reads the room) I got this