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Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:01 pm

run2death wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

run2death wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

The Joy Cons are perfectly competent controllers for handheld mode or multiplayer, but the Pro Controller is superior in almost every way.

wrong

Do you have tiny hands?

Also the locking mechanism on my left joy con has been wonky since month two of owning the system. It's a really common problem.

I have boney hands.

I like the button layout on the Joy-Cons, the responsiveness of analog sticks and particularly LOVE the feeling of the Z triggers.

I've had no problems with the locking mechanism.

Can we at least agree that using one Joy-Con as a tiny controller is not a viable long term controller option?

tree_ · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:03 pm

Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

run2death · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:05 pm

I can definitely see if you have gross meat hooks for hands that the Joy-Cons would be a problem.

run2death · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:10 pm

tree_ wrote:

Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

Finger length ratio indicates penis size, not hand size.

tree_ · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:11 pm

My fingers are girthy.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47336

tree_ wrote:

Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

whatever makes you feel better about yourself, brah

Norris · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:43 pm

I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

run2death · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:51 pm

And I can confirm Pete has a bigger-than-average penis.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47336

tree_ wrote:

My fingers are girthy.

what model is your pickup truck bro?

tree_ · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:56 pm

girthy

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 2:57 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

Norris · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 3:16 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

of course not

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu November 01, 2018 3:19 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

of course not

Haha, I find they help minimize hand cramps for extended play sessions. Otherwise, they are kind of silly.

Norris · **Posted:** Sun November 04, 2018 8:12 pm

Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.

tree_ · **Posted:** Sun November 04, 2018 8:13 pm

There ya go pal

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Sun November 04, 2018 11:14 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.

I'm so happy for you. What a great starter pack of games.

run2death · **Posted:** Mon November 05, 2018 6:12 pm

Pretty tempted to get Diablo III: Eternal Collection, looks like a shitload of bang for the buck.

Norris · **Posted:** Thu November 08, 2018 6:32 pm

I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47336

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seeds

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu November 08, 2018 6:52 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seeds

I didn't use a guide to find all the shrines and it was probably the most fun I've ever had with an open world game. Just exploring every nook and cranny of the map. I can't wait to replay the whole thing in another year or two.

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