It needs to be more linear and simplified, and to have a compelling story and characters. What century is this, Nintendo? Sell the rights to Sony or Microsoft and see what they do with it.

yeah fuck those

The whole appeal of the game is that it isn’t linear, tree.

if you don't like the game just move on

tree, playing zelda: this mario game sucks

You clowns are getting tree’d.

Hard.

That cool triangular triple blade thing is good for close contact. Double handed swords I don’t see the point of. Getting your ass kicked while you’re still taking it off your back.
There’s one spear that’s really badass. Can’t remember which one.
The yiga clan have some cool weapons too. Wish they were hardier.

You can get certain weapons levellled up somewhere right? I’m sure I’ve been through it

The tri-blade boomerang is basically a single-hand sword and I love that one. Also love the reach of a spear. The spear was important (to me anyway) in completing the master trials.

I was wondering around and ran into this girl. She seemed very nice at first but then she tried to kill me! I ran bro.

ehh those banana ninjas aren't so bad.. just use your arrows

It’s a metaphor

Oh I wasn't including the lizalfo boomerangs, especially the tri-blade one.

Is there a trick to finding the locations in Zelda’s pictures?

Get help from the painter who hangs out near the stables. But before you can do that you need to find and take a picture of the fairy fountain for him when he's hanging out in Kakariko village.

I see you, chud.

Spoiler: show

I see you backpedaling, that is.

sue me

Thx!

Just found my 848th korok seed.

Did you find that one up in that one tree?