Happy New Year guys. As the Bears, Cowboys, Saints, Ravens and Jaguars rookies report for training camp today, and others start for real this weekend and into next week, it's time for a new thread.

Will this be the year someone dies on the field?

go broncos

That guy died Ruddo.

I see your Gramatica and raise you a:

Those guys both died.

Things I am interested in coming into the season besides my own team:

All the new RBs (could be a historic class)
Rams coaching change
Which really old QB will fall off first
Deshaun Watson
Teams trying to making the leap (Raiders, Titans, Bucs)
Garret, Njoku and if the Browns are the next great team or the Hinkie 76ers
Other shit I am forgetting

fuck the raiders

Anyone here interested in an RM survivor league? Could be fun. $25 buy-in with one buy back option. Money via to durdencommatyler's Venmo account to be distributed to the winner? We all know that he's the most trustworthy one here besides Ruddo, who will of course be participating.

Lynch and Peterson - will either be worth a shit?
Will Tom Brady still maintain or finally lose to age?
Will Phillip Rivers have another child? Cromartie?
Does Kaep get a job?
Will now legal celebrations make the season better?
Will Countdown be watchable again?
Tony Romo?

Yes, these. Apparently Romo has already been told to dial it down on criticizing players.

has he been doing so?

I guess in whatever production training they've been doing he's been a bit too negative. He could make fart noises for three hours and still be better than Simms.

And aikman

As a life long Vikings fan, I feel like I need to get this off my chest; Fuck the NFL.

Thanks. I feel (not even) a little better now.

I'm mostly looking forward to seeing what Antonio Brown has in his post-TD arsenal this year.

This was my favorite thing from last year. That still makes me laugh when I see it.

I gotta be honest here, you'd have a hard time finding a more trustworthy RM'er in real life than yours truly.