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Post subject: Re: Super Bowl LI: Belichick vs. Dimitroff/Pioli
Posted: Mon February 06, 2017 4:09 am
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Kyle Shanahan putting his great coaching judgement on display tonight
6 minutes left and you have a double-digit lead
it's 3rd and short
you are in your own half
you have a 5+ yard per carry rushing average so far
why run and kill clock and protect the ball when you can drop back to pass ? turnover on your own 25. classy
then when you get the ball back and are in FG range still with an 8-point lead: why run and kill clock and protect the ball and kick a FG when you can drop back to pass and risk a sack and a holding penalty that pushes you out of FG range? And then follow it with a pass and run out of bounds; and then throw an incomplete pass in order to KEEP MORE CLOCK ON THE BOARD FOR TOM BRADY.
why do any of those things
Biggest bitchass award goes to Kyle Shanahan; for being a bitchass.
Dan Quinn gets the finger in the asshole award for most wasteful use of timeouts in the second half of a superbowl
Willy McGinest gets the pinkslip award for dropping 32 F-bombs on camera while walking the Lombardi trophy down the aisle to the podium.
Michael Strahan gets the WTF are you doing here award for taking the trophy from mcGinest and carrying it through a sea of Patriots players to complete the second leg of the journey to the podium.
Goodell gets the GFY award for having to hand the trophy to the Patriots and get Booooooed like the motherfucker he is. At least he has his $40MM per year to go home to.
Loved every minute of this
who would have thought this 0-0 snoozer would metastasize into such an irregularly glorious beast
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Post subject: Re: Super Bowl LI: Belichick vs. Dimitroff/Pioli
Posted: Mon February 06, 2017 4:18 am
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Joined: Thu January 03, 2013 6:49 pm Posts: 3676
96583UP wrote:
Kyle Shanahan putting his great coaching judgement on display tonight
6 minutes left and you have a double-digit lead
it's 3rd and short
you are in your own half
you have a 5+ yard per carry rushing average so far
why run and kill clock and protect the ball when you can drop back to pass ? turnover on your own 25. classy
then when you get the ball back and are in FG range still with an 8-point lead: why run and kill clock and protect the ball and kick a FG when you can drop back to pass and risk a sack and a holding penalty that pushes you out of FG range? And then follow it with a pass and run out of bounds; and then throw an incomplete pass in order to KEEP MORE CLOCK ON THE BOARD FOR TOM BRADY.
why do any of those things
Biggest bitchass award goes to Kyle Shanahan; for being a bitchass.
Dan Quinn gets the finger in the asshole award for most wasteful use of timeouts in the second half of a superbowl
Willy McGinest gets the pinkslip award for dropping 32 F-bombs on camera while walking the Lombardi trophy down the aisle to the podium.
Michael Strahan gets the WTF are you doing here award for taking the trophy from mcGinest and carrying it through a sea of Patriots players to complete the second leg of the journey to the podium.
Goodell gets the GFY award for having to hand the trophy to the Patriots and get Booooooed like the motherfucker he is. At least he has his $40MM per year to go home to.
Loved every minute of this
who would have thought this 0-0 snoozer would metastasize into such an irregularly glorious beast
He was hired by the stupidest owner in sports what did you expect?
Post subject: Re: Super Bowl LI: Belichick vs. Dimitroff/Pioli
Posted: Mon February 06, 2017 5:00 am
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Joined: Tue February 12, 2013 5:03 pm Posts: 2413
Simple Torture wrote:
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atlanta's too good not to be back in a similar place over the next few years
You think they can make it past the Garoppolo-helmed 49ers and the Romo-helmed Bears?
their main challenge is that front-running and choking are so firmly embedded in the DNA of atlanta franchises that they'll have to overcome themselves first
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