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Peeps · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm **Posts:** 5813

NFL

if you do a celebratory gesture after a making a first down that was less than 5 yards, 15 yard unsportsman-like and loss of the ball

if you stomp your feet and make the flag throwing gesture loss of the ball and a 5 yard penalty for being a baby

if you do a celebratory dance after sacking a known immobile qb you are out of the game

create a no biased committee to hear all appeals

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Mon September 14, 2015 6:32 pm

Eliminate the commercial, kickoff, commercial routine.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Mon September 14, 2015 10:27 pm

eliminate the coach's challenge bullshit.

numbers · **Posted:** Mon September 14, 2015 10:46 pm

Eliminate the yearly overhaul of the rule book.

doug rr · **Posted:** Mon September 14, 2015 10:51 pm

each team gets a shot in overtime if the first team scores a TD

MattA75 · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 1479

NFL

Never fine anyone ever again for an over the top TD celebration

NHL

Power plays don't end just because you score
Goalie equipment gets scaled back to 1980s sizes
No more instigator rule
3 points for a regulation win, 2 points for an OT/Shootout win, 1 point for an OT/shootout loss

bart · **Joined:** Tue January 08, 2013 10:23 pm **Posts:** 3235

spike wrote:

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LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 2:54 am

I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.

pretty sure it's passive aggressive racism

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 3:01 am

All the unsportsmanlike penalties are dumb.

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 4:24 am

Just start teams at the 20 most every kicker can just boot it into the endzone now anyway and kickoff coverage is dangerous with guys running full speed and busting the wedge, ect.

philpritchard · **Joined:** Thu January 03, 2013 3:45 pm **Posts:** 4149

spike wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.

pretty sure it's passive aggressive racism

These kinds of things usually are.

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 1:50 pm

Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47200

Baseball: slow down the game

EJ · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:15 pm **Posts:** 7011

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.

These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.

numbers · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 3:08 pm

MLB: Eliminate instant replay(except for over the wall for a HR situations) and Interleague Play.

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 3:25 pm

EJ wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.

These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.

Absolutely. Most of my rule changes would be about speeding up the games.

Another change, eliminate the targeting penalty in college football. Just make it illegal helmet to helmet contact and 15 yard penalty. Don't eject the guy.

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed September 16, 2015 3:28 pm

golf: let the players wear shorts if they want to

Things I would do as Commish

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