I do not judge. As long as you do not play slowly, you're good in my book.

to be so bad i do play fairly quickly...it's just holes where it takes me 6 shots to get near the green that can take awhile

Not a problem for me. I played high school golf in rural Nebraska. I saw a number 4 golfer on a varsity team shoot an 81 on 9 holes.

you're from nebraska? i don't recall reading that

Indeed.

did you go to uofm?

Indeed.

did you receive a scholarship? do you still have student debt? how much do you make per year?

Yes. No. I'm not answering.

what did you make on the ACT? what does your wife do for a living? math or literature?

i shot 9 today (well that was the plan)

7,7,6,6,7 picked up my ball and walked to my car

Don’t feel bad. Tiger did the same thing (a few times) a few years ago.

i was full on verge of having a melt down. old me would have given it a go, gotten so pissed then probably had a heart attack


instead went and had dinner at our local hot dog shop and 2 cheese dogs with onions and a large cheese fry with onions calmed me down

42 on the front. Had to cut the back short but was +3 through 4.

Hot dogs sound amazing right now.

Your fallback plan was fantastic.

my iron distance is all over the place right now. sometimes i'll hit a 7-iron 155 yards, and sometimes it'll go 180.

had a 230 yard second-shot approach into a par 5. was gonna lay up between two fairway bunkers with a 4-iron and give myself an approach pitch. off a downhill lie, and smoked it over the green. wtf??

Anyone played the Stanford University course?

Off the cart path?

Also I saw on FB that Phil Mickelson fasted for 6 days in order to lose 15 lbs.

My first thought was to comment "And he lost 2 cup sizes?"

But see that's the kind of thing I can't do myself, with my name attached to it, being seen by people I know (including family, co-workers, etc.). Ergo, RM is the only outlet I have to make a comment about Lefty's tits.