You should just quit.

i thought about it..i felt like i couldn't hit any iron over 150

Did you try driver off the deck?

The Saturday after Thanksgiving might be my only opportunity in the near future. Hopefully the weather forecast holds (sunny and low 50s).

hitting the simulator on sunday for a round with the fellas

i've tried that before, its not for me...i'll take a 5 hybrid and still end up way short

Ever had to hit a ball with your opposite hand?

i can chip and putt left handed as well as a 15 handicap

hitting up the course this morning in 40 degree wet conditions...i'll have a donut with me

Crème filled?

probably a red jelly

and my coffee might have something poured into it

Raspberry filled are my favorite. And I’m not even a big raspberry fan.

i'll have one for you

i had one...also i only played 7 holes..i skipped 2 and 3 because there was 8 old guys in two foursomes ahead of me so after 1 i went straight to 4

That sucks. Could you have worked your way back around and played them?

honest question: you ever have a pillsbury toaster strudel? the raspberry ones were sooo good. but they were terrible for you.

I haven’t had those in at least 15 years, I bet.

oh, it's been about 20 years for me too. and maybe i'm thinking they're better than they are because of the time.

Let’s give it up for cobblers tho amicorrect