New England Patriots

[4/5]

Oye vey:

Should I go ahead and merge this with the Trump thread?

My absolute first thought was: "Did he bring them to Mar A Lago?"

Mine too...after I stopped laughing.

[Simple Torture]

By the standards the NFL has set, Kraft is done, right? It seems like what the Panthers owner did a few years ago that caused him to basically be forced out does not compare to "procuring sex slaves."

[Green Habit]

By the standards the NFL has set, Kraft is done, right? It seems like what the Panthers owner did a few years ago that caused him to basically be forced out does not compare to "procuring sex slaves."

Kraft probably would have otherwise started ceding more duties to his son as he entered his 80s, right? Seems to me that they'll just find a way to hasten that process.

[Self]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

[epilogue]

There's no way this is even a story in three weeks. Kraft is fine.

[Simple Torture]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

[epilogue]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.

[Simple Torture]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.

Uhhhh get new friends?

[epilogue]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.

Uhhhh get new friends?

Right?!

"Friends" is a strong word. I know people who still do this.

[doug rr]

denver sports writers swept those things away concerning elway in the 90s

[epilogue]

The 90s were a different time.

[doug rr]

i know, remember grunge?

[bune]

barely, thank God.

[epilogue]

[Self]

I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.

[epilogue]

I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.

Oh, I still wear flannel.

[Peeps]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.

mods. i believe this constitutes leaking PMs between us...err i mean between t,d and an unnamed user.

can we get a ruling?

[epilogue]

How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?

My first thought, too.

He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.

College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.

mods. i believe this constitutes leaking PMs between us...err i mean between t,d and an unnamed user.

can we get a ruling?

Rank your top five handies.

[Self]

I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.

Oh, I still wear flannel.

So do I, Joe. I'm never gonna give them up. I still listen to grunge, too. And, I never paid for sex. Am I going to be okay when the judgement comes? Keep in mind, I'm kind of a sociopath.

[epilogue]

I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.

Oh, I still wear flannel.

So do I, Joe. I'm never gonna give them up. I still listen to grunge, too. And, I never paid for sex. Am I going to be okay when the judgement comes? Keep in mind, I'm kind of a sociopath.

What level of sociopath? On a scale from Jorge to Patrick Bateman.