I'll post these in the normal thread if I can ever get RM to let me but here they are for now. I'll post the match up, the link to the two box scores, and spoiler the results in text. This way if you want to pull an Argo and just cover the box score at the top of the whatif page and read the play-by-play on the side panel without knowing the outcome, it'll be a little bit easier.

NOTE: #BRL, your new teams don't show up on your account when I search for it (just your team from the last tournament). If you can fix this before I run tomorrow's games, I'll run your four games. Otherwise, both of your teams will have to forfeit their games for today.

Anyways, here we go. OPENING DAY!

Tigers - Cardinals

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815075&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815531&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Tigers 10, Cardinals 9
W - Lopez, L - Sutter
HR: Hornsby, Heilmann

Tigers 6, Cardinals 5
W - Hernandez, L - Sutter, S - Hiller
HR - Cobb, Gehringer

Rangers - Blue Jays

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5816891&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5816892&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Rangers 7, Blue Jays 5
W - Jenkins, L - Halladay, S - Cordero
HR - Alomar

Rangers 6, Blue Jays 5
W - Perry, L - Clemens, S - Williams
HR - Hamilton, Young Barfield

White Sox - Expos

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815096&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815103&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

White Sox 3, Expos 2
W - Walsh, L - Reardon, S - Fisher

White Sox 16, Expos 4
W - Smith, L - Rogers
HR - Jackson

Reds - Red Sox

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815118&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815126&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Reds 9, Red Sox 5
W - Mullane, L - Young
HR: Mullane

Reds 5, Red Sox 4
W - Abernathy, L - Papelbon, S - Chapman
HR - Foster, Larkin 2

Royals - Mariners

Royals - Mariners

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5816894&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5816895&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Royals 4, Mariners 0
W - Saberhagen, L - Langston
HR - Sweeney

Royals 5, Mariners 2
W- Greinke, L - Hernandez, S - Quisenberry
HR - Brett, Porter 2, Griffey

Cubs - Indians

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815130&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815141&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Indians 7, Cubs 5
W - Perry, L - Jenkins
HR - Martinez, Lee

Indians 4, Cubs 2
W - Feller, L - Brown, S - Mesa
HR - Sosa

Yankees - Pirates

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815150&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815153&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Yankees 6, Pirates 5
W - Robertson, L - Tekulve
HR - Vaughan, Mantle 2, Gehrig

Yankees 5, Pirates 2
W - Guidry, L - Drabek
HR - Ruth

Orioles - Astros

Game 1 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815158&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2 : http://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=5815160&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Orioles 7, Astros 3
W - Kilroy, L - Scott, S - Myers
HR - Robinson, Ripken

Astros 6, Orioles 3
W - Dierker, L - Palmer, S - Valverde
HR - Beltran

STANDINGS

Spoiler: show

Yankees 2-0
Indians 2-0
Reds 2-0
White Sox 2-0
Tigers 2-0
Rangers 2-0
Royals 2-0
Orioles 1-1
Astros 1-1
Blue Jays 0-2
Cardinals 0-2
Expos 0-2
Red Sox 0-2
Cubs 0-2
Pirates 0-2
Mariners 0-2

I have no idea why I can't post in the other thread. It gives me no box to enter in text.

#bullshit

I know. I want to make sure it wasn't something I fucked up before I declare it a forfeit though.

This is fucked up.

Can we call a collective farmer's hand and redeal?

Take that, whoever I was up against.

Who drafted your team?

I did.

It's a long season.

Player of the Day - Shoeless Joe Jackson

Seriously. 10-19 over his four games. Insane.

Wow. Check out game 1 of the Cards/Tigers.

I dont think Verlander was supposed to even be in my rotation :/

It would not have mattered against Silver "shutout" King.

Which of course doesn't matter at all because I didnt even score a run.
Going forward however.

Oh man, I'm sorry. I didn't see that update. I just went off of the listing in the OP. I can rerun the game since that's my fault. Kaius, are you ok with that? I fucked up.

I'm really sorry man, I genuinely didn't see that post.

Also, walkoff bloop single for Jeter. Because... of course.

Starting Pitcher Tony Mullane of the Reds was a triple short of a cycle.

Gaylord Perry with a 155 pitch complete game for the Indians