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96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

on the bright side, he may have set the NFL record for losing the locker room before week 1 is over!!

https://weei.radio.com/blogs/ryan-hannable/matt-patricia-takes-blame-following-super-bowl-lii-loss-eagles

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/10/matt-patricia-detroit-lions-sexual-assault-indictment

https://www.12up.com/posts/6168236-report-lions-players-are-not-happy-with-the-culture-matt-patricia-has-created

http://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/lions-veterans-nfl-unhappy-with-matt-patricia-coaching-methods/19tsyd4cyuisj1gtdq1lgvtogn

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 58167

counting down...we're on day one, team

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

step one: inspire confidence

http://www.espn.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/34284/matt-patricias-debut-as-lions-head-coach-as-bad-as-it-gets

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/11/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-over-his-head/1266526002/

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

via this website, we gain additional insights into his leadership skills:

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 19180

Otherwise known as the Official Countdown until Jim Bob Cooter is Named Interim HC Thread

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Wed September 12, 2018 4:32 am

Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Wed September 12, 2018 4:47 am

ha his last name is Patricia.

tree_ · **Posted:** Wed September 12, 2018 1:44 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:

Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

Seriously. This is a physical sport. He's coaching athletes, not cake eating contestants.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

day 2: deny there is a problem

https://nypost.com/2018/09/12/veteran-lions-players-already-upset-with-matt-patricia/

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/12/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-every-week-you-have-start-over/1279251002/

daft twat · **Posted:** Thu September 13, 2018 1:35 am

Nonexistent Patricia by L7 is an awesome song.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Quote:

Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

numbers · **Posted:** Thu September 13, 2018 2:27 am

None of the disciples of Coach Bill have ever been able to pull off his shtick on their own.

@SkitchP · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 8:43 pm **Posts:** 13594

96583UP wrote:

someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Quote:

Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

This post is hilarious for reasons you may not understand.

tmcs · **Posted:** Thu September 13, 2018 7:47 pm

It won't be this year. First they'll scapegoat Jim Bob Cooter. Then whatever expendable veterans they can make examples out of for not buying into the program. Then the DC. 3-4 years from now they'll clean house and start over.

tree_ · **Posted:** Thu September 13, 2018 7:50 pm

Maybe Stafford did something to piss off the team and they decided to punish him by running incorrect routes and allowing him to be sack hammered, like in the Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/09/13/matt-patricia-lions-will-not-accept-the-way-we-played/

Electromatic · **Joined:** Thu January 03, 2013 6:49 pm **Posts:** 3045

96583UP wrote:

day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/09/13/matt-patricia-lions-will-not-accept-the-way-we-played/

Sooo Coach, you get a refund then? Take that effort back?

Maybe that 6 week window for trades should apply to coaching too. The oops I hired Steve Sarkisian window.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

they could probably trade him for a few kicking tees to a team in need of a large person to prop open a heavy door

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

day 4: it's a 'must win' situation already

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000961847/article/who-matters-most-in-week-2-matt-patricia-must-right-lions-ship

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 11338

NFLSHOP.com already selling Matt Patricia official gameday MuMu's at 50% off

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