96583UP wrote:
3-5 games tops
it will become the next great national anthem protest move
kneeling is so 2017
it will become the next great national anthem protest move
kneeling is so 2017
| Red Mosquito http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/ |
|
| NBA Thread http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=370 |
Page 562 of 1226 |
| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
verb_to_trust wrote: 96583UP wrote: what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team? It's only a matter of time until LeBron is player/owner. Then what? oh god |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
he will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the game get his dad a knicks jersey and tell him he is going to a spa in the mountainous border region of afghanistan and pakistan |
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Good luck finding Lebrons dad. And no, it's not Delonte West. |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
what if they inject all the players with a virus and the antidote is only given to players who's personal and team performance metrics reach certain thresholds and if they don't meet those thresholds adam silver jizzes on them and drinks the antidote for himself |
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Well, Adam Silver is clearly gay |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
is there a gay Magic Johnson rule? they seem to have thought through the straight-AIDS transmission issue based on this week's guidance from the CDC there may sill be a gap when it comes to gay-AIDS and Adam Silver seems like the kind of guy that wants to fill gaps |
|
| Author: | Monkey_Driven [ Tue December 26, 2017 4:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
This thread really took a turn since my last visit. |
|
| Author: | Bammer [ Tue December 26, 2017 5:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
verb_to_trust wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: verb_to_trust wrote: Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other. we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers. I don’t understand the seven ropers comment and would appreciate an explanation. |
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 5:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
'ropes' of male ejaculate |
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Wed December 27, 2017 4:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
If Lavine comes back and looks okay I can see the Bulls as good as the 7th worst record. Now that giant douchebags Butler and Wade are gone the players are actually listening to Fred. He's still a bad coach but it makes a difference the team is at least listening now. Garpax can't even tank right. Hopefully they can sell off Niko and maybe Robin Lopez. Cristiano Fellatio turned into a fat slob after getting paid this summer and would be an excellent tank commander. |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Thu December 28, 2017 9:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
yeah and fatties are like one-ropers, there’s no place for them in the modern game |
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Thu December 28, 2017 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Fat people sometimes can't even find their dick let alone produce 7 individual streams of jism. |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Thu December 28, 2017 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
what kind of post-game blow job fest / orgy would that be? totally disappointing. no one likes blue balls. |
|
| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu December 28, 2017 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops |
|
| Author: | 96583UP [ Thu December 28, 2017 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
3-5 games tops it will become the next great national anthem protest move kneeling is so 2017 |
|
| Author: | PHATJ [ Fri December 29, 2017 12:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
96583UP wrote: 3-5 games tops it will become the next great national anthem protest move kneeling is so 2017
|
|
| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Fri December 29, 2017 3:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Marcus Smart is such a ... Bitch |
|
| Author: | spike [ Fri December 29, 2017 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer. |
|
| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Fri December 29, 2017 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
spike wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer. go on... |
|
| Author: | spike [ Fri December 29, 2017 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: spike wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer. go on... 
|
|
| Page 562 of 1226 | All times are UTC |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|