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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 2:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
There are no good beefs in the NBA. The players have all the power and just fuck each other in mass orgies. You could argue Westbrook vs Durant is a beef but douchebag took all the drama out of that by joining the best team. |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other. |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:01 am ] |
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verb_to_trust wrote: Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other. we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: verb_to_trust wrote: Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other. we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers. |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
verb_to_trust wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: verb_to_trust wrote: Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other. we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers. ewww |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:10 am ] |
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will the Magic Johnson rule be in effect? |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:10 am ] |
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*he liked to jizz in hookers. then he got AIDS. |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:12 am ] |
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96583UP wrote: *he liked to jizz in hookers. then he got AIDS. are you married |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:14 am ] |
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here comes the cat fish attempt |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:15 am ] |
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96583UP wrote: here comes the cat fish attempt are you looking |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:16 am ] |
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rank the NBA's most prolific jizzers |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:20 am ] |
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96583UP wrote: rank the NBA's most prolific jizzers gheorghe muresan kerry kittles |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
the NBA should change its compensation formula to pay based solely on zero-sum relative performance metrics the problem right now is the they need more incentives to compete |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
Greg? Ostertag was known to have more cream than a Cold Stone. |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
96583UP wrote: the NBA should change its compensation formula to pay based solely on zero-sum relative performance metrics the problem right now is the they need more incentives to compete The players have basically all the power. No surprise the competition resembles a Sunday afternoon at the YMCA. |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:32 am ] |
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Greg? "O-face" Ostertag, king of the MMM "Ostertag-team" |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
The only thing today's superstars care about is promoting their brand through triple doubles and other semi meaningless statistics. You need rings of course, so they take the easy way out and collude their way to titles and try to sell it to fans as legitimate achievement. Only MD and Filipinos buy it. |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team? |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
96583UP wrote: what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team? i'm in |
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| Author: | verb_to_trust [ Tue December 26, 2017 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: NBA Thread |
96583UP wrote: what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team? It's only a matter of time until LeBron is player/owner. Then what? |
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