Tue December 26, 2017 2:59 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:00 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:01 am
verb_to_trust wrote:Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
Tue December 26, 2017 3:02 am
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz
Tue December 26, 2017 3:05 am
verb_to_trust wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz
These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers.
Tue December 26, 2017 3:10 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:10 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:12 am
96583UP wrote:*he liked to jizz in hookers. then he got AIDS.
Tue December 26, 2017 3:14 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:15 am
96583UP wrote:here comes the cat fish attempt
Tue December 26, 2017 3:16 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:20 am
96583UP wrote:rank the NBA's most prolific jizzers
Tue December 26, 2017 3:28 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:30 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:31 am
96583UP wrote:the NBA should change its compensation formula to pay based solely on zero-sum relative performance metrics
the problem right now is theblacksplayers are overpaid and lazy
they need more incentives to compete
Tue December 26, 2017 3:32 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:34 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:38 am
Tue December 26, 2017 3:41 am
96583UP wrote:what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?
Tue December 26, 2017 3:41 am
96583UP wrote:what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?