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what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?
It's only a matter of time until LeBron is player/owner. Then what?
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he will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the game
get his dad a knicks jersey
and tell him he is going to a spa in the mountainous border region of afghanistan and pakistan
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what if they inject all the players with a virus and the antidote is only given to players who's personal and team performance metrics reach certain thresholds
and if they don't meet those thresholds
adam silver jizzes on them and drinks the antidote for himself
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is there a gay Magic Johnson rule?
they seem to have thought through the straight-AIDS transmission issue
based on this week's guidance from the CDC there may sill be a gap when it comes to gay-AIDS
and Adam Silver seems like the kind of guy that wants to fill gaps
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verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz
These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers.
I don’t understand the seven ropers comment and would appreciate an explanation.
If Lavine comes back and looks okay I can see the Bulls as good as the 7th worst record. Now that giant douchebags Butler and Wade are gone the players are actually listening to Fred. He's still a bad coach but it makes a difference the team is at least listening now. Garpax can't even tank right. Hopefully they can sell off Niko and maybe Robin Lopez. Cristiano Fellatio turned into a fat slob after getting paid this summer and would be an excellent tank commander.
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yeah and fatties are like one-ropers, there’s no place for them in the modern game
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what kind of post-game blow job fest / orgy would that be? totally disappointing. no one likes blue balls.
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3-5 games tops
it will become the next great national anthem protest move
kneeling is so 2017
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