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There are no good beefs in the NBA. The players have all the power and just fuck each other in mass orgies. You could argue Westbrook vs Durant is a beef but douchebag took all the drama out of that by joining the best team.
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Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz
These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers.
Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.
we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz
These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers.
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will the Magic Johnson rule be in effect?
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*he liked to jizz in hookers. then he got AIDS.
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here comes the cat fish attempt
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rank the NBA's most prolific jizzers
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the NBA should change its compensation formula to pay based solely on zero-sum relative performance metrics
the problem right now is the blacks players are overpaid and lazy
they need more incentives to compete
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Greg? "O-face" Ostertag, king of the MMM "Ostertag-team"
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The only thing today's superstars care about is promoting their brand through triple doubles and other semi meaningless statistics. You need rings of course, so they take the easy way out and collude their way to titles and try to sell it to fans as legitimate achievement. Only MD and Filipinos buy it.
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what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?
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what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?
what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?
It's only a matter of time until LeBron is player/owner. Then what?
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