It's a trap. Next thing you know you'll be signed up for 100 miles worth of races and spending almost as much on shoes as you used to on beer.

Strava only displays "moving time" so don't worry, the mocking will be based purely on factual data.

I ran.

I have to wait to actually use Strava until my new armband comes. The one ive been running with takes too long to get situated. I can't access the screen once its in the pouch. Ill start the tracker and spend 2.5 minutes shoving it in the puch and getting it on my arm. I dont need that influence my pace so you all make fun of me!

I use the flip band around my waist. I don't even know my phone is there. I'd recommend it.

Congrats, verb. The stars aligned for you. Rob's injured, I'm recovering, r2d's off-seasoning, wm's retired from running, strat's making sure his accessory game is on point before he goes for that first jog...it was your time to shine.

Lol.

Ive got 3 jogs under my belt for the past 6 days. Ill take it! Hopefully go again today and hoping, just maybe, that it wont be fucking awful anymore.

It gets better...

im sure at some point! God i miss running around Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis.