I, too, like to unwind with a baseball game after 11 people have been slaughtered and I want to put off trying to find a solution until Monday.

It's like a metaphor for the 2016 dems

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Sounds like Hill more or less took himself out. Compare that to the Sox pitchers, including Porcello who requested to start today's game after starting yesterday. I feel bad that Rodriguez's night ended the way it did, but if all goes well from here on out I think everyone will remember it as a gutsy start--his first ever career postseason start!

I hope that’s a fake tweet. Wait, no I lost all hope re: POTUS awhile ago. Makes me feel dirty for caring about these games, riveting though they have been.

u, DJT

what a weekend. one more to go tonight

I am so damn tired.

Starbucks in the AM and my 3 1/2 year old still takes a nap from 1-3, so I rest then. Good luck, my friend.

Was home alone with the kids all day, none of them died and I didn't pass out on the couch LET'S FUCKING GO

!!

I want to be as gracious a winner as possible, but this is just to say: eat shit, Machado.

love that he was the final out

This is Sale's team, too, and has been since he threw behind Machado last year and Pedroia fucking apologized from the dugout. I was a little worried he was going to hit him. But he totally deserved to throw the final pitch.

exactly

Striking him out to end the world series is way better than drilling him in a meaningless game in May! High-5 from all us Brewer fans.