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 Post subject: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
PostPosted: Fri June 03, 2022 5:47 pm 
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Hey bammer, I just saw that Mina Kimes is throwing out a first pitch this weekend. This is an example of a Mariners-related gif I would gladly watch multiple times.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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**waits for bammer to once again ask who Mina Kimes is...**

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Lol. Did he really ask that?

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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exhibit a...

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16438&p=1733252&hilit=mina+kimes#p1733252

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Weird, but that's bammer for ya. She's so emotionally invested in the Seahawks, too.

https://slate.com/culture/2014/01/seatt ... ether.html

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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i shouldn't talk. i might not be able to pick most ESPN staff out of a lineup these days.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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i shouldn't talk. i might not be able to pick most ESPN staff out of a lineup these days.

most ESPN staff isn't Mina Kimes, quite frankly.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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I'm pretty sure I was the first one to ever mention Mina Kimes on RM. You are all welcome.

viewtopic.php?p=945739#p945739

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I'm pretty sure I was the first one to ever mention Mina Kimes on RM. You are all welcome.

viewtopic.php?p=945739#p945739

Mina would be down for some good old jick talk.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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good old jick talk.

Her need for the world to know that she loves Wowee Zowee in the background of her at home ESPN studio is one of her most endearing qualities.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Bammer wrote:
M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

Praise the grammar police
Set me up with your niece
Walk to Baltimore
And keep the language off the street

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Bammer wrote:
M’s just took a series in Baltimore. Holla.

Praise the grammar police
Set me up with your niece
Walk to Baltimore
And keep the language off the street

I'm in love with the people
I'm in love with a saint
I'm in love with a soldier from Baltimore

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Great thread. Let's plan to lock it up when the M's make the playoffs.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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If the M's don't make the postseason this year, their playoff drought can drink.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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The last time the M's made the playoffs was Ichiro's rookie season. Do we think they will make the playoffs before Ichiro gets into the HOF?

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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I want an M's playoff facts tweetbot full of ST takes.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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For a few years, it's been possible to say, "The Mariners have the longest playoff drought in all major professional U.S. sports--every team in the 4 major sports (yes, even the Cleveland Browns) have appeared in the playoffs since the M's last did." This isn't actually true anymore, as we can start a new clock: the Seattle Kraken are the only other team not to make the playoffs since 2001.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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Simple Torture wrote:
For a few years, it's been possible to say, "The Mariners have the longest playoff drought in all major professional U.S. sports--every team in the 4 major sports (yes, even the Cleveland Browns) have appeared in the playoffs since the M's last did." This isn't actually true anymore, as we can start a new clock: the Seattle Kraken are the only other team not to make the playoffs since 2001.

Sooner or later, one of these records is kraken.

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 Post subject: Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
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The last time the M's made the playoffs was Ichiro's rookie season. Do we think they will make the playoffs before Ichiro gets into the HOF?

He’s eligible in 2025. he’s a guaranteed first ballot, right? So i say no they won’t

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