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lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore

Have you considered trying mock drafts?

do i have to listen to mel kiper?

No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16502

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore

Have you considered trying mock drafts?

do i have to listen to mel kiper?

No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".

sounds naughty.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

dad wrote:

sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.

then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.

that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.

That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.

I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore

Have you considered trying mock drafts?

do i have to listen to mel kiper?

No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".

sounds naughty.

It's honestly not.

doug rr · **Posted:** Fri July 22, 2022 3:24 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore

Have you considered trying mock drafts?

do i have to listen to mel kiper?

No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".

when was the last time your wore a mock turtlneck?

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16502

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.

then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.

that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.

That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.

I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.

yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

i'm going to have to buy a magazine or read the internet because i don't even know players anymore

Have you considered trying mock drafts?

do i have to listen to mel kiper?

No. You do it on the internet and it can be completely silent, if you'd like. You should google "fantasy football mock draft".

when was the last time your wore a mock turtlneck?

1997

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.

then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.

that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.

That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.

I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.

yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.

Did you play Madden on SNES?

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16502

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

sometimes i fantasize about playing left tackle, protecting the franchise QB, opening holes for our running backs who've got an incredible breakaway speed, like fred taylor had.

then i snap out of and realize i'm better off watching.

that's my fantasy. thanks for coming along.

That's very humble of you, not wanting to play a star position.

I never played organized football, but in backyard, flag, etc...free safety or corner were definitely my favorite. I love interceptions, but also just not letting the QB have an easy throw to a receiver.

yeah, safety is great. even knocking down passes is worth it.

Did you play Madden on SNES?

i played on the sega genesis.

elliseamos · **Posted:** Fri July 22, 2022 2:19 pm

Mock draft simulator is a good one, doug.

LT is a glamorous position. Give me FB/MLB everyday. That's what I always made myself in Playstation Madden.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

Let’s start a football team, guys.

doug rr · **Posted:** Fri July 22, 2022 3:17 pm

i can throw a tight spiral but can't take a hit anymore

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

doug rr wrote:

i can throw a tight spiral but can't take a hit anymore

We will toughen you up.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

Somebody put together a depth chart

doug rr · **Posted:** Fri July 22, 2022 3:24 pm

1: jacoby brisset

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16502

i can't take a hit anymore either. i can pour gatorade in some mouths though.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

Put some pads on pussy

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16502

like sanitary napkins?

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42092

elliseamos · **Posted:** Fri July 22, 2022 6:06 pm

I'm in. Who do I get to deck first?!

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