i like golf

Why? Is it the feeling of the wind in your hair?

I dont know anymore

When I was younger and the Astros still played in the Astrodome, I would approach entry into that behemoth structure as if I were a human being boarding a flying saucer. When seated, often in the orange/red/yellow patterned upper deck bleachers, I would imagine the saucer would take off just as the National Anthem played and I would float through space during the duration of the game. Martian-shaped mascots and strange patterns on the massive, bulbed scoreboard in center field no doubt aided the imaginative flights of these childhood daydreams during an otherwise boring ballgame. When the game ended, I would imagine the saucer returning to earth, and I would emerge changed but unchanged after three hours of space travel.

That, in a nutshell, is why I've always cheered for this mostly awful and currently stellar baseball team.

When I was younger and the Astros still played in the Astrodome, I would approach entry into that behemoth structure as if I were a human being boarding a flying saucer. When seated, often in the orange/red/yellow patterned upper deck bleachers, I would imagine the saucer would take off just as the National Anthem played and I would float through space during the duration of the game. Martian-shaped mascots and strange patterns on the massive, bulbed scoreboard in center field no doubt aided the imaginative flights of these childhood daydreams during an otherwise boring ballgame. When the game ended, I would imagine the saucer returning to earth, and I would emerge changed but unchanged after three hours of space travel.

That, in a nutshell, is why I've always cheered for this mostly awful and currently stellar baseball team.

*Brewers

*County Stadium

*federal penitentiary