Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

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day 17: implication in crack cocaine distribution ring

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day 25: The defensive expertise becomes questioned

https://www.freep.com/videos/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/30/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-tries-explain-defense-vs-ezekiel-elliott/1481343002/

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day 26: the era of unacceptability

https://lionswire.usatoday.com/2018/10/01/matt-patricia-kerryon-johnson-lions-cowboys/

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day 27: don't change a thing

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/10/02/matt-patricia-not-planning-change-to-running-back-workload/

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Fatt Fatricia

[Bammer]

I wouldn’t want to be the one to fire him because he’d stab me with his pencil

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day 30: let your QB take the fall, and then run to his defense

https://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2018/10/matt_patricia_criticisms_of_ma.html

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day 41: prepare for Brock Osweiler or Ryan Tannehill, both losers who suck at football but still have thicker d*cks than matty fatso patty f*cko fat face bitch slob seat sniffer

https://247sports.com/nfl/detroit-lions/Article/Matt-Patricia-Lions-ready-for-Brock-Osweiler-Ryan-Tannehill-123402398/

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day 43: in order to beat them, you must first date them

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/10/17/matt-patricia-warns-detroit-lions-miami-dolphins/1670257002/

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day 47: time for a 'romantic misunderstanding'

https://247sports.com/nfl/detroit-lions/Article/Matt-Patricia-Lions-locker-room-celebration-Dolphins-123644676/

"Head down and grind. That's what time it is."

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This dude is so fat. I think I just saw his giant hard nipple poking through his hoodie.

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day 69: time to pack your things

https://thebiglead.com/2018/11/11/matt-patricia-shouldnt-get-a-second-season-with-the-lions/

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day 75: 'nanny nanny poo poo'

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000988736/article/matt-patricia-defends-decision-to-practice-in-snow

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day 110: Stress accountability; and then regularly show up late to your own meetings

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/shawn-windsor/2018/12/29/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-late/2437543002/

[washing machine]

Come back, ‘up.

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day 380: blame hurdlers

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/matt-patricia-discusses-hurdling-in-media-session/

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day 380: blame hurdlers

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/matt-patricia-discusses-hurdling-in-media-session/

Hey

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Day 412: The end is nigh?

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2019/11/24/the-team-fighting-matt-patricia-addresses-questions-job-security-detroit-lions/4293336002/

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Day 419: 'That's what she said'

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Day 707

Fin