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Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired
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Author:  96583UP [ Wed September 12, 2018 12:22 am ]
Post subject:  Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

on the bright side, he may have set the NFL record for losing the locker room before week 1 is over!!

https://weei.radio.com/blogs/ryan-hannable/matt-patricia-takes-blame-following-super-bowl-lii-loss-eagles

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/10/matt-patricia-detroit-lions-sexual-assault-indictment

https://www.12up.com/posts/6168236-report-lions-players-are-not-happy-with-the-culture-matt-patricia-has-created

http://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/lions-veterans-nfl-unhappy-with-matt-patricia-coaching-methods/19tsyd4cyuisj1gtdq1lgvtogn

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Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Wed September 12, 2018 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

counting down...we're on day one, team

Author:  96583UP [ Wed September 12, 2018 1:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

step one: inspire confidence

http://www.espn.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/34284/matt-patricias-debut-as-lions-head-coach-as-bad-as-it-gets

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/11/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-over-his-head/1266526002/

Author:  96583UP [ Wed September 12, 2018 1:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

via this website, we gain additional insights into his leadership skills:


Author:  spike [ Wed September 12, 2018 2:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Otherwise known as the Official Countdown until Jim Bob Cooter is Named Interim HC Thread

Author:  verb_to_trust [ Wed September 12, 2018 4:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

Author:  BurtReynolds [ Wed September 12, 2018 4:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

ha his last name is Patricia.

Author:  tree_ [ Wed September 12, 2018 1:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

verb_to_trust wrote:
Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.
Seriously. This is a physical sport. He's coaching athletes, not cake eating contestants.

Author:  96583UP [ Thu September 13, 2018 12:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

day 2: deny there is a problem

https://nypost.com/2018/09/12/veteran-lions-players-already-upset-with-matt-patricia/

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/12/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-every-week-you-have-start-over/1279251002/

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Author:  daft twat [ Thu September 13, 2018 1:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Nonexistent Patricia by L7 is an awesome song.

Author:  96583UP [ Thu September 13, 2018 1:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Quote:
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia



Author:  numbers [ Thu September 13, 2018 2:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

None of the disciples of Coach Bill have ever been able to pull off his shtick on their own.

Author:  @SkitchP [ Thu September 13, 2018 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

96583UP wrote:
someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

Quote:
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia





This post is hilarious for reasons you may not understand.

Author:  guestT [ Thu September 13, 2018 7:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

It won't be this year. First they'll scapegoat Jim Bob Cooter. Then whatever expendable veterans they can make examples out of for not buying into the program. Then the DC. 3-4 years from now they'll clean house and start over.

Author:  tree_ [ Thu September 13, 2018 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Maybe Stafford did something to piss off the team and they decided to punish him by running incorrect routes and allowing him to be sack hammered, like in the Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday.

Author:  96583UP [ Fri September 14, 2018 12:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/09/13/matt-patricia-lions-will-not-accept-the-way-we-played/

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Author:  Electromatic [ Fri September 14, 2018 12:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

96583UP wrote:



Sooo Coach, you get a refund then? Take that effort back?

Maybe that 6 week window for trades should apply to coaching too. The oops I hired Steve Sarkisian window.

Author:  96583UP [ Fri September 14, 2018 12:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

they could probably trade him for a few kicking tees to a team in need of a large person to prop open a heavy door

Author:  96583UP [ Sat September 15, 2018 1:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

day 4: it's a 'must win' situation already

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000961847/article/who-matters-most-in-week-2-matt-patricia-must-right-lions-ship

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Author:  96583UP [ Sat September 15, 2018 1:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

NFLSHOP.com already selling Matt Patricia official gameday MuMu's at 50% off

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