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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
PostPosted: Sat September 15, 2018 1:15 am 
The way the guy dresses you expect stakes and poles to be dragging behind him.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
PostPosted: Sun September 16, 2018 12:43 am 
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day 5: "it had to be a fluke - you can't possibly be that bad"

https://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/article/49ers-wary-of-wounded-Lions-and-new-coach-Patricia-13231118.php

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Someone had to make this joke already but is he just some guy who won a Madden tourney and first prize was being named the Lions' coach?

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 7: attempt sympathy

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/17/detroit-lions-fans-matt-patricia/1339673002/

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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He dresses just like Belichik

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 8: blame the schedule

https://sidelionreport.com/2018/09/18/detroit-lions-brutal-schedule-improvement/

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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He's so fat

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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He looks like Missy Elliot wearing that trash bag in the Supa Dupa Fly music video from back in the day.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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dude he is beating the patriots we're gonna need to lock this thread

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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his BMI must be 1,000

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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maybe now that he is successful, we can just merge this thread into the BMI thread

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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He looks like he’s always trying to think of a good comeback .

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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he is going to sexually assault the night away in celebration after this victory

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 14: show me where on the doll he touched you

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Mattricia is Promoted Thread
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day 15 (preview): Mattricia early HOF candidate after Belichick defeat

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Mattricia is Promoted Thread
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The local term for him is Matty Patty btw

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Mattricia is Promoted Thread
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Mattwurst?


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Mattricia is Promoted Thread
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That pencil is dangerously close to poking Belichick in the eye.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Mattricia is Promoted Thread
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day 16: sports team improvement montage begins - personal interest piece

https://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2018/09/matt_patricia_doesnt_sleep_muc.html

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