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 Post subject: Official Countdown until Matty Patt Fatt F*ck is Fired
PostPosted: Wed September 12, 2018 12:22 am 
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on the bright side, he may have set the NFL record for losing the locker room before week 1 is over!!

https://weei.radio.com/blogs/ryan-hannable/matt-patricia-takes-blame-following-super-bowl-lii-loss-eagles

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/10/matt-patricia-detroit-lions-sexual-assault-indictment

https://www.12up.com/posts/6168236-report-lions-players-are-not-happy-with-the-culture-matt-patricia-has-created

http://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/lions-veterans-nfl-unhappy-with-matt-patricia-coaching-methods/19tsyd4cyuisj1gtdq1lgvtogn

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
PostPosted: Wed September 12, 2018 1:33 am 
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counting down...we're on day one, team

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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step one: inspire confidence

http://www.espn.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/34284/matt-patricias-debut-as-lions-head-coach-as-bad-as-it-gets

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/11/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-over-his-head/1266526002/

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Otherwise known as the Official Countdown until Jim Bob Cooter is Named Interim HC Thread


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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ha his last name is Patricia.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.
Seriously. This is a physical sport. He's coaching athletes, not cake eating contestants.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 2: deny there is a problem

https://nypost.com/2018/09/12/veteran-lions-players-already-upset-with-matt-patricia/

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/09/12/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-every-week-you-have-start-over/1279251002/

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Nonexistent Patricia by L7 is an awesome song.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

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Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia



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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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None of the disciples of Coach Bill have ever been able to pull off his shtick on their own.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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96583UP wrote:
someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions

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Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia





This post is hilarious for reasons you may not understand.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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It won't be this year. First they'll scapegoat Jim Bob Cooter. Then whatever expendable veterans they can make examples out of for not buying into the program. Then the DC. 3-4 years from now they'll clean house and start over.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Maybe Stafford did something to piss off the team and they decided to punish him by running incorrect routes and allowing him to be sack hammered, like in the Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/09/13/matt-patricia-lions-will-not-accept-the-way-we-played/

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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Sooo Coach, you get a refund then? Take that effort back?

Maybe that 6 week window for trades should apply to coaching too. The oops I hired Steve Sarkisian window.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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they could probably trade him for a few kicking tees to a team in need of a large person to prop open a heavy door

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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day 4: it's a 'must win' situation already

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000961847/article/who-matters-most-in-week-2-matt-patricia-must-right-lions-ship

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 Post subject: Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread
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NFLSHOP.com already selling Matt Patricia official gameday MuMu's at 50% off

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