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I know I can

Wed February 21, 2018 5:09 pm

Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.

I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.

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Wed February 21, 2018 5:10 pm

I know how the double switch works, so I could be a better in game strategist than John Farrell.

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Wed February 21, 2018 5:28 pm

I could be a third-base umpire for an entire game without making a noticeable error.

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Wed February 21, 2018 5:44 pm

I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan

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Wed February 21, 2018 5:47 pm

Baseball manager who would change pitchers after every batter. Thinking I would be fired by the 4th inning of the first game.

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Wed February 21, 2018 5:48 pm

i could strike out with no problem in baseball

average 19 turnovers a quarter as a pointguard

die on the field as a slot receiver

have my face and body completely shattered from an open ice hit in hockey

Re: I know I can

Wed February 21, 2018 5:51 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan


Bullshit.

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Wed February 21, 2018 6:22 pm

HeyGuys wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan


Bullshit.

let me have this, thomas

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Wed February 21, 2018 6:22 pm

I could probably take a pk successfully against a bad keeper.

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Wed February 21, 2018 6:34 pm

I could score in the nhl if someone put the puck on my stick.

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Wed February 21, 2018 6:55 pm

Dev wrote:I could score in the nhl if someone put the puck on my stick.


Yeah, I feel like, given enough power play time with my only purpose being to go to the front of the net, a puck is bound to go off me to get me a point eventually. There's a good chance I would get severely injured before ever getting to that point, though.

In baseball, there are a lot of guys I could pinch-run for. I wouldn't be very good at it, but I would be better than letting Albert Pujols run or something.

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Wed February 21, 2018 7:14 pm

I could maybe hit a free throw if I could manage to draw a foul.

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Wed February 21, 2018 7:20 pm

As a former high school pitcher, I think I could "get out" a lesser hitting National League pitcher

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Wed February 21, 2018 7:29 pm

Baseball - before I blew out my elbow I could have easily played low level minor league baseball. I was a pitcher and centerfielder.

Basketball - I can shoot, so I’d definitely say I could make an open three.

Football - Given enough time, I could complete a pass to an open receiver. I could also make a field goal or punt the ball.

Golf - I could hit the fairway with a tee shot.

Bowling - I’m an above average bowler.

Downhill Skiing - I could complete a downhill run without issue, just not at competitive speed.

Hockey - Nope.

Re: I know I can

Wed February 21, 2018 8:06 pm

Balki wrote:Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.

I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.



Josh Smith once felt this way

Re: I know I can

Wed February 21, 2018 8:35 pm

Electromatic wrote:
Balki wrote:Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.

I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.



Josh Smith once felt this way


Lol

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Wed February 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Is there professional Curling?

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Wed February 21, 2018 9:04 pm

What about E-Sports? I once was ranked in the top 50 in Tiger Woods Golf for the Wii.

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Wed February 21, 2018 11:03 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:What about E-Sports? I once was ranked in the top 50 in Tiger Woods Golf for the Wii.

congrats, nerd

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Wed February 21, 2018 11:28 pm

Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.


that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.
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