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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
PostPosted: Wed February 21, 2018 11:34 pm 
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I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.


that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.

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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
PostPosted: Wed February 21, 2018 11:43 pm 
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im team chris the whole way. i dont think people really understand how good pro athletes are compared to the rec league joe

the only way you get a shot off in basketball is if the guy guarding you leaves you wide open to double team someone else. otherwise if they are within 10 feet of you their closeout speed and leaping will render any shot useless

football the only way you catch a pass is if the LB or DB lets you so they can separate your spine in 43 different pieces

in baseball i think a pitcher is throwing chin music the first pitch to put the fear of god in you

in hockey a goalie is going to let you think theres an opening when in reality you havent a shot. and never mind thinking youre going to stickhandle around a defenseman

id say the only major sport the average joe would have in finishing is maybe NASCAR and even then you will probably wreck before the 20th lap

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PostPosted: Wed February 21, 2018 11:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
PostPosted: Thu February 22, 2018 12:14 am 
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Balki wrote:
I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.


that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.

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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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So basically the only person here who can do what they say they can do is me?

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I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

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verb_to_trust wrote:
I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.


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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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PHATJ wrote:
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I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.


I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?

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verb_to_trust wrote:
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I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.


I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?

Oh I totally agree with that. I’d just have to be open. There’s no way any of us could score past virtually any nba defender. Probably even IT. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

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I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

:lol: I’d love to see that.


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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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verb_to_trust wrote:
I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.


I'd just shoot over him.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.



i can see you doing the shawn kemp double finger point yelling BMI over 20

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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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98 mph fastballs are pretty easy to hit


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a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley


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 Post subject: Re: I know I can
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a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley


From about 170 out?

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