My fantasy baseball keeper is now an Astro. Three cheers for Greinke, folks.

Clearly Bregman isn’t enough and the Stros needed more help

Fun day for ‘Stros fans. That’s a hell of a rotation.

Looks accurate

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tiny penis

It may come as a shock to you as an M's fan, but speculation on the size of an MLB player's penis really isn't something most people think about or care about.

Oh, you’d be surprised.

Lenny doesn’t post here anymore.

Well I guess it's time to fire up the ol' Astros thread again. Three cheers for Verlander!

And what the hell, I'll throw in Bregman's hustle at the top of the ninth for good measure. Even though Toro could have done what he did for the team without anyone on base. Just for you, Bammer.

Hell of a game and an amazing accomplishment to get his 3rd no-hitter.

Dude was throwing 96 mph 100+ pitches in, and he's old enough to remember the first 311 album. What a stud.

We usually play lively music on Sundays here at the bar, but everyone was begging for game sound. At the end of the 7th, I said "if the Stros can get Ver some run support in the 8th, I'll put on sound." Then I caved before that even happened. Clearly, my decision to put on sound was the impetus for the bats.

I was at the game a couple of weeks ago when he got a loss after 9 innings, no walks & 11 Ks, so this one felt like it was going to be particularly toxic in the clubhouse if the team couldn't give him any bats.

Maybe one of the Red Sock guys can help us get started with a trademark magic number countdown in this thread.

There’s still room on the bandwagon since thodoks and lenny left us, but I suspect most of RM is pulling for the Nationals.

"Cheering" for the Nationals because of Scherzer.

go expos

I see Bregman is douching it up on Twitter ...

Bregman is the mickey of the Astros and I'm here for it.

thank god you got osuna, eh reid?