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 Post subject: What is Yoda?
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Chewbacca is a wookiie, R2-D2 is a droid, etc.

What is Yoda?

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Per wookiepedia:

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The species to which the legendary Jedi Master Yoda belonged was ancient and shrouded in mystery.[7] The species had two sexes: male[6] and female.[3] Members of that species were small in size, with green skin and long pointed ears. Their three-fingered hands ended in claws.[1] Their ears were expressive, curling and unfurling in accordance with their emotions.[4] The species' life expectancy spanned several centuries.[5]

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so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

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so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.


He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.

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Simple Torture wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.


He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.

But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.


He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.

But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.


Yoda diddled Yaddle and Yarael Poof holds the money.

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Simple Torture wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut

Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.


He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.

But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.


Yoda diddled Yaddle and Yarael Poof holds the money.

Now we're getting some place!
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Simple Torture wrote:
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut


About time we get a Son of Yoda story, don't you think?

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What do you think the Yaddle solo movie will be rated?

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Still doesn't give a species name.

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Cause the two girls on the board voted for the rapey song.

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Still doesn't give a species name.

Yomammas

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Yoda fucks.


Damn right.

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Yoda fucks the Force.

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Yoda fucks the Force.

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Yoda fucks padowans.

Sorry it's not on Youtube, here's a link:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/ch ... uncensored

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Per wookiepedia:

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The species to which the legendary Jedi Master Yoda belonged was ancient and shrouded in mystery.[7] The species had two sexes: male[6] and female.[3] Members of that species were small in size, with green skin and long pointed ears. Their three-fingered hands ended in claws.[1] Their ears were expressive, curling and unfurling in accordance with their emotions.[4] The species' life expectancy spanned several centuries.[5]


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So what do we say about Yoda? What the fuck is he anyway?

Just describe the fucking puppet, Lou.
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