I'm not gonna lie. That fake poster stirred up the first rumblings of excitement for this unnecessary movie. We'll see what the trailer does

The ‘fake’ poster is from officially licenced material so that is our first real look.

I read that disney denied it was real

Name those people. I don't believe that.

Brb I gotta go make a movie where Hulk dies of cancer because what a twist this is real life!

Change? CHANGE!? I pray to God for some change from this goddamn franchise! Anything but a war between imperials and rebels that has been going on for like... what... sixty years?! and has cost untold billions of lives and has utterly destroyed the protagonists?!

Christ that's depressing. It hangs over everything in the world now, past and present. This isn't some fun adventure movie franchise. It's a goddamn dystopian hellscape from which the heroes have no chance of escape. Thanks to TFA, we know there will always be an endless horde of literal nazis with endless supplies of planet killing super weapons. Nothing anyone does here matters. Only death and slavery await all life in the universe.

What a tragedy.

Of course they did. Read back a couple of pages. My pal did an image search on it and it’s comes up all in Russian with Disney copyright stuff in it. It’s in a desktop calendar and it’s probably just marketing material like the cardboard stands.

I'm just kidding guys. It's fine. All the heroes are fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

At the end of the day its all about family.

We're pals?

Well, you haven't added me on twitter yet even though I @ you on the reg.

Oh God. That part of the "Another Point of View" book was so stupid. Made Han sound like an idiot.