I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?

I only watch for the props. I love a good set dressing.

I’m only gonna watch this to see what the falcon used to look like and no doubt complain about how they screwed it up.

This will probably end up being a decent ride.

Pew pew pewwwww


Nobody’s posted that in years.

A whole bunch of different reasons entirely dependent on each individual movie.

NEVER FUCKING ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS ARE YOU CRAZY OMG

This movie will be so much fun to watch, especially knowing that after this movie he goes on to fight a long pointless war that he loses, then get divorced from the love of his life and retreat back to a sad, lonely existence after he raises a genocidal maniac of a son who eventually murders him!

THIS IS WHAT FUN IS ENJOY THE RIDE WEEEEEEEEE

Isn't that the same argument used against the prequels?

No. There were a million arguments against the prequels. That isn't one of them.

No, I'm pretty sure more than one person said, "I don't care about Darth Vader as a kid, and we know he dies so what's the point."

Name those people. I don't believe that.

I mean, tons of people said they don't care about what Vader was like as a kid. I've said that. I mean, who gives a shit what Vader was like as a kid? That's insane. What kind of chinless neckbeard would make that movie?

Oh


That has nothing to do with the fact that he dies later though. Never heard anyone say that.

Everybody dies, Burt.

burt likes it when everyone lives happily ever after and nothing changes

Yes but not everyone dies a divorced loser...and at the hands of their son

How terrible

Exactly. That's some interesting shit right there.