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 Post subject: Just ask Greedo
PostPosted: Tue January 19, 2016 7:36 pm 
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Post your questions for him here.

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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how does he stop bugs from flying into his mouth?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Does his eyes get sore from never blinking?

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
PostPosted: Tue January 19, 2016 9:13 pm 
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Is drinking liquids a laborious effort?


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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what shade do you turn when you're nauseous?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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how does he stop bugs from flying into his mouth?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Is drinking liquids a laborious effort?

Not really

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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what shade do you turn when you're nauseous?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Does his eyes get sore from never blinking?

No, I have a unique membrane over my eyeballs that keep my eyes moist and acts as a shield. Eyelids are for pussies.


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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what made you become a bounty hunter?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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what made you become a bounty hunter?

Well, I'm originally from the planet Rodia, but in my youth I lived on Tatooine in Mos Espa alongside fellow Rodian Wald and Anakin Skywalker. When young Skywalker won the Boonta Eve Classic, I accused him of cheating, and we scuffled. The fight was broken up by Qui-Gon Jinn, and Wald warned me that if I continued my violent ways, I would meet a "bad end".

I guess it was all downhill and pretty rough from that point on. By the Clone Wars, I was employed to Jabba the Hutt as a bounty hunter. At some point in the war, myself and another mercenary were hired by the Trade Federation to kidnap Chairman Papanoida's daughters, Che Amanwe and Chi Eekway, to use as leverage for Pantora to join the Confederacy of Independent Systems. In the ensuing struggle, Che struck me with an idol, covering it with my blood. After finding this blood sample while investigating his daughter's kidnapping, Chairman Papanoida and his son Ion tracked me to Jabba's Palace and presented the evidence to Jabba. I was forced to bring the Pantorans to the cantina in Mos Eisley where Che was being held. In the ensuing firefight, I managed to slip away while the family gunned down the rest of Che's captors.

After that, I figured nothing could get worse (boy was I wrong), so I continued doing contract jobs, mostly for Jabba.


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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did you and those other kids ever consider some sort of class action lawsuit against George Lucas for being railroaded into the prequels?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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At that point what else could I do for money though? I certainly didn't have a chance in any sequels.


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Is your penis green?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Is your penis green?

Wait, isn't Greedo really female?

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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Is your labia green?

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 Post subject: Re: Just ask Greedo
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B wrote:
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Wait, isn't Greedo really female?

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