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The garbage monster

Tue January 19, 2016 11:11 am

What the hell was that monster doing in there? Wouldn't it get crushed in the garbage bin or flushed out like everything else? A garbage monster could only be a one-time deal. Don't get me wrong, it almost worked out perfectly for the empire. But, could they have seriously planned that?

Random Stormtrooper, "So I just put a snake like monster with one eye into that garbage receptacle. I am pretty sure the four most important people to the Rebellion are going to get stuck down there and I am hoping the monster kills them all or at the least the one that will become a Jedi." I feel bad for that guy; he was so close and showed so much initiative. The empire would do a lot better if all stormtroopers where like him instead of the rest of the piss poor marksmen drones.

Re: The garbage monster

Tue January 19, 2016 2:54 pm

Garbage monster is, like, completely plausible if you just don't think about it.

Re: The garbage monster

Tue January 19, 2016 6:04 pm

I assumed it was someone's pet, and they just flushed it when it started getting too big.
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