Last Jedi Predictions

[B]

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Who is the Last Jedi?
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand?
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"?
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be?
Who has the "raw power"?
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia?
Will Luke survive this film?
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she?
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear?
Will Luke and Leia share screen time?


I stole this idea and these questions from here.

[Anders]

Who is the Last Jedi? Luke
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? Luke
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Finn
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? Yes, Green.
Who has the "raw power"? Rey
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? No
Will Luke survive this film? Yes
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? Yes, daughter of Luke
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? Obi-Wan, Anakin and Yoda
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? No

[E.H. Ruddock]

Who is the Last Jedi? Luke
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? No
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Yes, Finn
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? Yes, White
Who has the "raw power"? Rey
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? No
Will Luke survive this film? Yes
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? Yes, descendant of Obi-wan
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? Anakin (Christensen version) and Yoda
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? No

[B]

Who is the Last Jedi? Kylo Ren
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? None
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Rose
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? No.
Who has the "raw power"? Ren
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? Yes
Will Luke survive this film? Yes
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? No.
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? Yes. Obi-wan
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? No

[B]

Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Yes

Gotta give a "who."

[E.H. Ruddock]

fixed

[wease]

Who is the Last Jedi? LUKE
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? KYLO SOLO
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? FINN
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? NO
Who has the "raw power"? REY
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? YES
Will Luke survive this film? YES
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? YES, OBI-WAN DESCENDANT
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? NONE
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? YES

[Strat]

Who is the Last Jedi?Luke
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? Luke
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Finn
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? Yes, white.
Who has the "raw power"? Rey
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? No
Will Luke survive this film? Please please please (yes)
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? Yes, nobody that really matters.
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? Yoda and maybe Obi Wan
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? Yup!

Guys, im excited.

[LoathedVermin72]

I predict it won’t be very good

[epilogue]

Who is the Last Jedi?Luke, obviously. This isn't a prediction. It's in the opening crawl of The Force Awakens
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand?I don't think anyone will. But if I have to pick someone, my money's on Kylo Ren
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"?Rose
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be?Yes. Green
Who has the "raw power"?Rey, again this is pretty obvious from the trailer
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia?No. 100% sure.
Will Luke survive this film?Yes
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? Yes
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear?Yoda
Will Luke and Leia share screen time?Yes

[B]

For the record, the guys in that video (in case you didn't watch) predicted that Snoke would be the Last Jedi and that Luke will have a red lightsaber.

[wease]

Who, if anyone, will lose a hand?I don't think anyone will. But if I have to pick someone, my money's on Kylo Ren

Second movie of the Trilogy. A Skywalker loses a hand. We’ve predicted well, fellow Jedi.

[Strat]

Luke is losing his other hand, don't kid yourselves.

[wease]

Luke is losing his other hand, don't kid yourselves.

Then what would he whack off with? That metal hand would scratch and shit.

[Strat]

Luke is losing his other hand, don't kid yourselves.

Then what would he whack off with? That metal hand would scratch and shit.

Why do you think rey really went to the island? Huh?

[B]

I feel like Luke's robot hand could get destroyed.

[Simple Torture]

Also, guess the opening weekend gross if you haven't already: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=10910

[epilogue]

Here's more fun prediction stuff:

Will there be an opening crawl?
Will the crawl open the film and come before any of the actual scenes as usual?
Will the opening scene really pick up right where The Force Awakens left off?
What (if anything) will we see before rejoining Luke and Rey on Ahch-To?

[spike]

[dimejinky99]

Bonus question.

Will LV love this film but lie and constantly shitpost about it on RM? YES

Who is the Last Jedi? Rey
Who, if anyone, will lose a hand? Kylo
Who, if anyone, will say, "I have a bad feeling about this"? Rose
Does Luke have a lightsaber, and what color will it be? No. R2 has his saber or Kylos stolen Luke’s saber and used it to make his own.
Who has the "raw power"? Rey
Does Kylo Ren kill Leia? No
Will Luke survive this film? Yes
Will Rey's parentage/identity be revealed, and who is she? Yes
Which, if any, force ghosts will appear? Yoda. Bet on it.
Will Luke and Leia share screen time? Yes. Final scene is them reuiniting on Crait and Leia just says ‘Luke’ and they hug and pinpoint zoom out credits fin.


Will there be an in memoriam Carrie Fisher card at the end? Yes.