I heard Eddie Vedder kicked some skank out of a concert?

[Norris]

Is this true? Has anyone else heard anything?

[Lament]

RIP Women.

[Norris]

She was probably asking for it.

[Lament]

Her tits were small.

[Norris]

It's probably the same person that was trying to *gasp* sell ten club tickets outside the venue!

[Lament]

She might as well have set his children on fire. There's really no difference.

[Norris]

And she claims vedder fathered, by rape, her own son.

[Lament]

When they ejected her, do you think she spent the rest of the night standing outside hating everyone there?