I'll give it a shot. Pray for me.

Fuck me but I hope these really are the lyrics

In My Tree (No Code, 1996)
Black (Ten, 1991)
Tremor Christ (Vitalogy, 1994)
Hard to Imagine (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Angel (misc, 1993)
Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town (Vs, 1993)
Release (Ten, 1991)
Immortality (Vitalogy, 1994)
No Way (Yield, 1998)
Animal (Vs, 1993)

Sleight Of Hand (Binaural, 2000)
Rearviewmirror (Vs, 1993)
Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
Insignificance (Binaural, 2000)
Hail, Hail (No Code, 1996)
Help Help (Riot Act, 2003)
Sunburn (misc, 1995)
Low Light (Yield, 1998)
Last Exit (Vitalogy, 1994)
Daughter (Vs, 1993)

Cropduster (Riot Act, 2003)
Faithfull (Yield, 1998)
Nothing As it Seems (Binaural, 2000)
Even Flow (Ten, 1991)
Jeremy (Ten, 1991)
Yellow Moon (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
In the Moonlight (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Infallible (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Not For You (Vitalogy, 1994)
Better Man (Vitalogy, 1994)

Yellow Ledbetter (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Off He Goes (No Code, 1996)
Indifference (Vs, 1993)
Alive (Ten, 1991)
Just Breathe (Backspacer, 2009)
I Am Mine (Riot Act, 2003)
Sad (Lost Dogs, 2003)
In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
Rival (Binaural, 2000)
Go (Vs, 1993)

Green Disease (Riot Act, 2003)
Wash (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Mind Your Manners (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Dissident (Vs, 1993)
Ole (misc, 2011)
Education (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Fatal (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Nothingman (Vitalogy, 1994)
Oceans (Ten, 1991)
Thin Air (Binaural, 2000)

Can't Keep (Riot Act, 2003)
Present Tense (No Code, 1996)
Corduroy (Vitalogy, 1994)
Garden (Ten, 1991)
Brain Of J. (Yield, 1998)
All Or None (Riot Act, 2003)
Amongst The Waves (Backspacer, 2009)
Hitchiker (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Other Side (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Rats (Vs, 1993)
Lukin (No Code, 1996)

Save You (Riot Act, 2003)
You Are (Riot Act, 2003)
Leatherman (misc, 1998)
Drifting (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Happy When I'm Crying (misc, 1997)
Porch (Ten, 1991)
Severed Hand (Avocado, 2006)
Unemployable (Avocado, 2006)
Come Back (Avocado, 2006)
The End (Backspacer, 2009)
MFC (Yield, 1998)

My Father's Son (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Hunger Strike (misc, 1992)
Sometimes (No Code, 1996)
Strangest Tribe (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Evacuation (Binaural, 2000)
Who You Are (No Code, 1996)
Aye Davanita (Vitalogy, 1994)
Once (Ten, 1991)
Red Mosquito (No Code, 1996)
Parachutes (Avocado, 2006)
Whipping (Vitalogy, 1994)

Of The Earth (misc, 2010)
Love Boat Captain (Riot Act, 2003)
Thumbing My Way (Riot Act, 2003)
Future Days (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Army Reserve (Avocado, 2006)
W.M.A. (Vs, 1993)
Pendulum (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Light Years (Binaural, 2000)
Marker In The Sand (Avocado, 2006)
Big Wave (Avocado, 2006)

Given To Fly (Yield, 1998)
Down (Lost Dogs, 2003)
All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
Gone (Avocado, 2006)
Alone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Footsteps (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Sirens (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Get Right (Riot Act, 2003)
1/2 Full (Riot Act, 2003)
Swallowed Whole (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Don't Gimme No Lip (Lost Dogs, 2003)

Don't Believe In Christmas (misc, 2002)
Satan's Bed (Vitalogy, 1994)
Speed of Sound (Backspacer, 2009)
Puzzles And Games (misc, 2000)
Black, Red, Yellow (Lost Dogs, 2003)
World Wide Suicide (Avocado, 2006)
Parting Ways (Binaural, 2000)
Soldier Of Love (misc, 1998)
Whale Song (Lost Dogs, 2003)
All Night (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Around The Bend (No Code, 1996)

Wishlist (Yield, 1998)
Gods' Dice (Binaural, 2000)
The Fixer (Backspacer, 2009)
Smile (No Code, 1996)
Deep (Ten, 1991)
Of The Girl (Binaural, 2000)
Spin The Black Circle (Vitalogy, 1994)
Got Some (Backspacer, 2009)
Undone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
U (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Push Me, Pull Me (Yield, 1998)

Ghost (Riot Act, 2003)
Sleepless Nights (misc, 2002)
Johnny Guitar (Backspacer, 2009)
Sleeping By Myself (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Breakerfall (Binaural, 2000)
Man of the Hour (misc, 2003)
4/20/02 (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Crown Of Thorns (misc, 2000)
Let Me Sleep (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Leash (Vs, 1993)
Life Wasted (Avocado, 2006)

Getaway (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Hold On (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Just a Girl (misc, 1990)
Why Go (Ten, 1991)
Blood (Vs, 1993)
Let Me Sleep (misc, 1991)
Brother (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Gonna See My Friend (Backspacer, 2009)
Mankind (No Code, 1996)
Bu$hleaguer (Riot Act, 2003)
Pry, To (Vitalogy, 1994)

Pilate (Yield, 1998)
Grievance (Binaural, 2000)
Dead Man (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Dirty Frank (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Bee Girl (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Sonic Reducer (misc, 1992)
Anything In Between (misc, 1995)
Soon Forget (Binaural, 2000)
Master/Slave (misc, 1991)
Harmony (misc, 2000)
Wishing Well (misc, 1990)

Reach Down (misc, 2003)
Evil Little Goat (misc, 1990)
Supersonic (Backspacer, 2009)
Arc (Riot Act, 2003)
Untitled (I'm Still Here) (misc, 1990)
Let The Records Play (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Glorified G (Vs, 1993)
Red Dot (Yield, 1998)
Bugs (Vitalogy, 1994)
Wasted Reprise (Avocado, 2006)
Inside Job (Avocado, 2006)

Stupid Mop (Vitalogy, 1994)
Thunderclap (misc, 2000)
Santa God (misc, 2007)
My Way (misc, 1995)
2000 Mile Blues (misc, 1990)
Foldback (misc, 2000)
Unthought Known (Backspacer, 2009)
Lightning Bolt (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Santa Cruz (misc, 2008)
I'm Open (No Code, 1996)
I Just Want To Have Something To Do (misc, 2001)

Untitled (MFC Intro) (misc, 1998)
Leaving Here (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Sweet Lew (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Can't Help Falling In Love (misc, 2000)
Ramblings 92 (misc, 1992)
Comatose (Avocado, 2006)
Acoustic #1 (misc, 2010)
Hummus (misc, 1998)
Force of Nature (Backspacer, 2009)
No More (misc, 1995)
Cready Stomp (misc, 1993)

Olympic Platinum (misc, 1996)
Last Kiss (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Little Sister (misc, 2005)
Gremmie Out of Control (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Someday At Christmas (misc, 2004)
Ramblings 91 (misc, 1991)
Ramblings 93 (misc, 1993)
Jingle Bells (misc, 2007)
History Never Repeats (misc, 1995)
Swallow My Pride (misc, 1995)
Habit (No Code, 1996)

S/T - Backspacer - Lightning Bolt

01. Marker In The Sand (Avocado, 2006)
02. Army Reserve (Avocado, 2006)
03. Amongst The Waves (Backspacer, 2009)
04. Lightning Bolt (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
05. Pendulum (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
06. Unemployable (Avocado, 2006)
07. Parachutes (Avocado, 2006)
08. Johnny Guitar (Backspacer, 2009)
09. Yellow Moon (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
10. Gone (Avocado, 2006)

11. Come Back (Avocado, 2006)
12. Infallible (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
13. Severed Hand (Avocado, 2006)
14. Getaway (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
15. Comatose (Avocado, 2006)
16. Force of Nature (Backspacer, 2009)
17. Sirens (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
18. Big Wave (Avocado, 2006)
19. Speed of Sound (Backspacer, 2009)
20. Mind Your Manners (Lightning Bolt, 2013)

21. Life Wasted (Avocado, 2006)
22. The End (Backspacer, 2009)
23. The Fixer (Backspacer, 2009)
24. Got Some (Backspacer, 2009)
25. Unthought Known (Backspacer, 2009)
26. Wasted Reprise (Avocado, 2006)
27. My Father's Son (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
28. Future Days (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
29. Inside Job (Avocado, 2006)
30. Supersonic (Backspacer, 2009)

31. Swallowed Whole (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
32. World Wide Suicide (Avocado, 2006)
33. Just Breathe (Backspacer, 2009)
34. Gonna See My Friend (Backspacer, 2009)
35. Let The Records Play (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
36. Sleeping By Myself (Lightning Bolt, 2013)

god damnit joey

Let Me Sleep is in this twice under misc and lost dogs.

I thought Sleight of Hand would be in the top 10 too. Weird.

Lost Dogs

01. Sad (Lost Dogs, 2003)
02. Education (Lost Dogs, 2003)
03. In the Moonlight (Lost Dogs, 2003)
04. Hard to Imagine (Lost Dogs, 2003)
05. Strangest Tribe (Lost Dogs, 2003)
06. Yellow Ledbetter (Lost Dogs, 2003)
07. Wash (Lost Dogs, 2003)
08. Black, Red, Yellow (Lost Dogs, 2003)
09. Drifting (Lost Dogs, 2003)
10. Footsteps (Lost Dogs, 2003)

11. Alone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
12. Dead Man (Lost Dogs, 2003)
13. Down (Lost Dogs, 2003)
14. Sweet Lew (Lost Dogs, 2003)
15. Bee Girl (Lost Dogs, 2003)
16. Last Kiss (Lost Dogs, 2003)
17. Fatal (Lost Dogs, 2003)
18. Hold On (Lost Dogs, 2003)
19. U (Lost Dogs, 2003)
20. Let Me Sleep (Lost Dogs, 2003)

21. Undone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
22. Hitchhiker (Lost Dogs, 2003)
23. Dirty Frank (Lost Dogs, 2003)
24. Other Side (Lost Dogs, 2003)
25. All Night (Lost Dogs, 2003)
26. 4/20/02 (Lost Dogs, 2003)
27. Brother (Lost Dogs, 2003)
28. Leaving Here (Lost Dogs, 2003)
29. Gremmie Out of Control (Lost Dogs, 2003)
30. Whale Song (Lost Dogs, 2003)
31. Don't Gimme No Lip (Lost Dogs, 2003)

TEN

Release (Ten, 1991)
Jeremy (Ten, 1991)
Black (Ten, 1991)
Oceans (Ten, 1991)
Deep (Ten, 1991)
Garden (Ten, 1991)
Alive (Ten, 1991)
Porch (Ten, 1991)
Even Flow (Ten, 1991)
Once (Ten, 1991)
Why Go (Ten, 1991)

Vs.

Leash (Vs, 1993)
Animal (Vs, 1993)
Dissident (Vs, 1993)
Glorified G (Vs, 1993)
Daughter (Vs, 1993)
Go (Vs, 1993)
Rearviewmirror (Vs, 1993)
Rats (Vs, 1993)
Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town (Vs, 1993)
W.M.A. (Vs, 1993)
Blood (Vs, 1993)
Indifference (Vs, 1993)

Yeah, WTF?

Vitalogy

Immortality (Vitalogy, 1994)
Tremor Christ (Vitalogy, 1994)
Corduroy (Vitalogy, 1994)
Nothingman (Vitalogy, 1994)
Last Exit (Vitalogy, 1994)
Satan's Bed (Vitalogy, 1994)
Better Man (Vitalogy, 1994)
Not For You (Vitalogy, 1994)
Whipping (Vitalogy, 1994)
Aye Davanita (Vitalogy, 1994)
Spin The Black Circle (Vitalogy, 1994)
Bugs (Vitalogy, 1994)
Pry, To (Vitalogy, 1994)
Stupid Mop (Vitalogy, 1994)

Yeah

No Code

Present Tense (No Code, 1996)
Red Mosquito (No Code, 1996)
Who You Are (No Code, 1996)
Lukin (No Code, 1996)
In My Tree (No Code, 1996)
Hail, Hail (No Code, 1996)
Habit (No Code, 1996)
Around The Bend (No Code, 1996)
Sometimes (No Code, 1996)
Off He Goes (No Code, 1996)
Smile (No Code, 1996)
Mankind (No Code, 1996)
I'm Open (No Code, 1996)

Yield

Faithfull (Yield, 1998)
No Way (Yield, 1998)
Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
Brain Of J. (Yield, 1998)
Given To Fly (Yield, 1998)
MFC (Yield, 1998)
Low Light (Yield, 1998)
In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
Wishlist (Yield, 1998)
Push Me, Pull Me (Yield, 1998)
All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
Pilate (Yield, 1998)
Red Dot (Yield, 1998)

Binaural

Sleight Of Hand (Binaural, 2000)
Nothing As it Seems (Binaural, 2000)
Evacuation (Binaural, 2000)
Of The Girl (Binaural, 2000)
Rival (Binaural, 2000)
Breakerfall (Binaural, 2000)
Grievance (Binaural, 2000)
Insignificance (Binaural, 2000)
Thin Air (Binaural, 2000)
Parting Ways (Binaural, 2000)
Gods' Dice (Binaural, 2000)
Light Years (Binaural, 2000)
Soon Forget (Binaural, 2000)

I hate Habit too, I really like Joey's top 10

Riot Act

You Are (Riot Act, 2003)
Cropduster (Riot Act, 2003)
Get Right (Riot Act, 2003)
Help Help (Riot Act, 2003)
All Or None (Riot Act, 2003)
Bu$hleaguer (Riot Act, 2003)
1/2 Full (Riot Act, 2003)
Can't Keep (Riot Act, 2003)
Save You (Riot Act, 2003)
I Am Mine (Riot Act, 2003)
Love Boat Captain (Riot Act, 2003)
Green Disease (Riot Act, 2003)
Ghost (Riot Act, 2003)
Arc (Riot Act, 2003)
Thumbing My Way (Riot Act, 2003)