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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
PostPosted: Fri August 07, 2020 9:56 am 
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dimejinky99 wrote:
Holy ffuuuuuuuuck





This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

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So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

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Sorry for that guy who is learning to have a good time enjoying his one short life, bammer.


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What do we know about this guy Bam? What's the demographic here?

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you should pull up in front of his house in your car and blast Creed

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PostPosted: Sat March 20, 2021 3:12 am 
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Bam has been outjammed.


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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
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I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to


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dimejinky99 wrote:
I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to

Im traveling to all 500 shows and im hugging every single one of you.


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I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

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I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?


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I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
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Bammer wrote:
Strat wrote:
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I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.


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Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

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wease wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

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Bammer wrote:
wease wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

That too.

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
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Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Holy ffuuuuuuuuck





This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone


I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

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B wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Holy ffuuuuuuuuck





This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone


I bet he's horrible to hang out with.


for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know
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He'll probably kidnap Jeff to try and win him over.

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96583UP wrote:
B wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Holy ffuuuuuuuuck





This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone


I bet he's horrible to hang out with.


for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

That video still makes him look like he has the weirdest placed little nipples.

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