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PostPosted: Thu October 20, 2022 1:46 am 
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Kim Thayil has agreed to Vicky Cornell becoming the new singer of Soundgarden. Conditions have been set with Vicky insisting on Timbaland producing the album and for the bands social media accounts to be rightfully returned to her. The album cover will feature the Birkin bag and proceeds will be donated to an undisclosed charity. Legal fees from the recent court case have been a burden for the band, but they are hopeful that their new direction will help them recapture their former glory.


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Stone Gossard, best known as the guitarist for Pearl Jam, was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery on his penis. The 52-year-old rocker is said to be in good spirits and is expected to make a full recovery.

Gossard has been open about his love of his penis, saying in a 2014 interview that it's "the favorite part of my body." He also spoke candidly about how he cares for it, saying: "I have a nightly routine where I put on lotion and vitamin E oil. I do this thing called dry brushing where you brush your skin with a natural bristle brush before you get in the shower."

We wish Stone all the best during his recovery!


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Jeff Ament, the bassist for the iconic grunge band Soundgarden, has suggested a follow up to their 1994 hit "Spoonman". The new album, which is tentatively titled “Down on the Super Forked Known” contains the Me & My Monkey Mamma-son trilogy - Forkwoman, Knifewife & Soupspoonson. The album is expected to feature tracks recorded using only knives and forks. Matt Cameron, who drummed on both "Spoonman" and its successor "White Hole Moon", has already finished recording his parts using an array of kitchen utensils. It remains to be seen whether or not this will be a one-off album or if Soundgarden will continue to explore this unique sonic territory in future releases. The follow up to Queen Animal is expected to be released next year.


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Eddie Vedder, the lead singer of Pearl Jam, did not die in a tragic head-based accident as was previously believed. It has been revealed that he is actually The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase.

Dibiase is a retired professional wrestler and promoter who gained infamy in the 1980s for his flamboyant persona and signature catchphrase, "Everybody's got a price". He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2010.

While it is unclear how or why Dibiase took on the identity of Vedder, it is clear that he has been living a double life for many years. In addition to being an accomplished musician and songwriter, Dibiase has also found success as a businessman and philanthropist. His work with various charities has helped raise millions of dollars for worthy causes.

It remains to be seen what will become of Dibiasi now that his true identity has been exposed but one thing is certain: he will always be remembered as one of the most successful wrestlers – and musicians – of all time.

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Eddie Vedder, the lead singer of Pearl Jam, did not die in a tragic head-based accident as was previously believed. It has been revealed that he is actually The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase.

Dibiase is a retired professional wrestler and promoter who gained infamy in the 1980s for his flamboyant persona and signature catchphrase, "Everybody's got a price". He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2010.

While it is unclear how or why Dibiase took on the identity of Vedder, it is clear that he has been living a double life for many years. In addition to being an accomplished musician and songwriter, Dibiase has also found success as a businessman and philanthropist. His work with various charities has helped raise millions of dollars for worthy causes.

It remains to be seen what will become of Dibiasi now that his true identity has been exposed but one thing is certain: he will always be remembered as one of the most successful wrestlers – and musicians – of all time.


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Eddie Vedder, the lead singer of Pearl Jam, missed a concert in Springfield last night after his Tesla drove him to the wrong one. The incident occurred when Vedder was attempting to leave for the show and inputted the address into his GPS. However, instead of taking him to the correct location - which is in Massachusetts - his car took him almost four hours away to Springfield, Illinois.

To make matters worse, on the drive there he accidentally ran over a dog that had been wandering in the road. He stopped immediately and attempted to help but unfortunately it was too late; the dog died instantly from its injuries. Its owner came out screaming and accusing Vedder of being a killer, but eventually calmed down enough to listen as he explained what happened. In an act of kindness, he offered to pay for all veterinary bills related to the animal's death as well as any other damages incurred by its owner.

The whole ordeal caused Eddie Vedder quite a bit of distress, not only because he killed an innocent animal but also because he knew how much fans were looking forward to seeing Pearl Jam perform live . He issued an apology via social media shortly after arriving back home safely , explaining what had happened and vowing that it would never happen again .

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In honor of the 20th anniversary of the Roskilde Festival tragedy, Pearl Jam is releasing a special collection of cheeses. The band was performing at the festival in 2000 when nine people were killed in a stampede during their set.

The cheese collection will include nine different types of cheese, each representing one of the victims. Proceeds from the sale of the cheeses will go to charities chosen by the families of those who lost their lives.

Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament said in a statement, "We hope that this small gesture can help bring some measure of healing and closure for those affected." He added that they chose to release a cheese collection because "cheese brings people together."


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PostPosted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:27 am 
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Eddie Vedder, the lead singer of Pearl Jam, missed a concert in Springfield last night after his Tesla drove him to the wrong one. The incident occurred when Vedder was attempting to leave for the show and inputted the address into his GPS. However, instead of taking him to the correct location - which is in Massachusetts - his car took him almost four hours away to Springfield, Illinois.

To make matters worse, on the drive there he accidentally ran over a dog that had been wandering in the road. He stopped immediately and attempted to help but unfortunately it was too late; the dog died instantly from its injuries. Its owner came out screaming and accusing Vedder of being a killer, but eventually calmed down enough to listen as he explained what happened. In an act of kindness, he offered to pay for all veterinary bills related to the animal's death as well as any other damages incurred by its owner.

The whole ordeal caused Eddie Vedder quite a bit of distress, not only because he killed an innocent animal but also because he knew how much fans were looking forward to seeing Pearl Jam perform live . He issued an apology via social media shortly after arriving back home safely , explaining what had happened and vowing that it would never happen again .


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