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Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm Posts: 20772 Location: the bathroom
guaranteed scenario:
10c Employee #1: "Fuck, we have to send the newsletter tomorrow." 10c Employee #2: "What should we put it in?" #1: "God, I don't know, we don't have anything to report." #2: [Searches The Porch for latest news] "Ok, I got it covered, we just need to make up a contest." #1: [Digs through Sterilite™ storage bin, finds old shirt] "Got a prize." #2: "BRUH!" #1: "BRUHHH!" #1 and #2: [Awkward high five where edges of hands make contact and pinkies intertwine with each other]
Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22365
they should just use the newsletter to refer everyone to another band, that actually plays together / talks to each other more than once every 2 years
pass the torch
let us know who you have chosen
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The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 7:30 am Posts: 8213 Location: nothing
verb_to_trust wrote:
The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.
Haha . Reader's Digest
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Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22365
verb_to_trust wrote:
The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.
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