Come to Sand, Knock on the Sand: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

[Jorge]

I can't be free with what's locked in sodomy

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[KurtLeon]

Daddy didn't give affection, oh, Jar-jar opens....

[KurtLeon]

Ayeehhhh ehhhh can you see them? oh on the porch yeah... Potato wave....

[Jorge]

Can I pee, oh can I pee MUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

[scrub12]

Dust the wambat

[KurtLeon]

this thread will be great

[Jorge]

Well, now you jinxed it.

[KurtLeon]

Fuck me if I said something you don't wanna hear, fuck me...


oh wait....

[Kevin Davis]

I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."

I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.

You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.

[Norris]

The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".

[WtOB?]

"Spare, spare.. Spare the black psycho"

[harmless]

Light knee bawl

[harmless]

I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."

I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.

You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.

Uh, I'm pretty sure I gave them more thought than this when I was 13.

[Kevin Davis]

Ouch. Now I feel stupid.

[harmless]

Ouch. Now I feel stupid.

Sorry Kevin.

Did I ever tell you that I thought STBC was about Satanism and drugs?

[Noonie]

"Gold fine virgin of a pelican"

The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".

Same, only at the time I had a bootleg version of Vitalogy without the tracklist, so I kept on thinking that for at least a year.

[Jorge]

The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain

[VinylGuy]

The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain

I think you may have an ear problem.

[Jorge]

Black pilot, I have a dong

[Jorge]

Why deny this drive inside, just looking for some peas