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In some inner circles, there’s the theory that Ed died in 2002, and was replaced by a clone that had been in development since the early Clinton years. It was under the government name “Project Eddie Better”.
Seen here were early meetings between the two:
The theory is supported by Ed’s reemergence with short hair during the Riot Act release. The team had trouble with clones and hair growth, and were only able to have it grow to that length before album release. This is why his hair has been so dry and stringy ever since.
The idea of cloning musicians isn’t new, but the early test models weren’t entirely accurate. Elvis, Tupac, just to name a couple. They dialed in the physical look with Eddie Better, but they are using this model to really work on mimicking voice, natural stage movements, and personality. With this clone, they expected an aging Eddie to start melding into typical “rock star” life (ie. marry a model, make more money), but what they didn’t expect was the loss of talent. This has perplexed the scientific team and they are trying to further understand how to clone natural, non-physical attributes and skills.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Anders wrote:
Dave A joined the band in August 1991, he was fired in August 1994, almost to the day three years later. He has now been in the band less than 1/10th of their existence.
For the overwhelming majority of people, Nirvana only lasted this long, period. In terms of being an active band.
Dave A joined the band in August 1991, he was fired in August 1994, almost to the day three years later. He has now been in the band less than 1/10th of their existence.
For the overwhelming majority of people, Nirvana only lasted this long, period. In terms of being an active band.
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm Posts: 20771 Location: the bathroom
Bammer wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
Anders wrote:
Dave A joined the band in August 1991, he was fired in August 1994, almost to the day three years later. He has now been in the band less than 1/10th of their existence.
For the overwhelming majority of people, Nirvana only lasted this long, period. In terms of being an active band.
In some inner circles, there’s the theory that Ed died in 2002, and was replaced by a clone that had been in development since the early Clinton years. It was under the government name “Project Eddie Better”.
Seen here were early meetings between the two:
The theory is supported by Ed’s reemergence with short hair during the Riot Act release. The team had trouble with clones and hair growth, and were only able to have it grow to that length before album release. This is why his hair has been so dry and stringy ever since.
The idea of cloning musicians isn’t new, but the early test models weren’t entirely accurate. Elvis, Tupac, just to name a couple. They dialed in the physical look with Eddie Better, but they are using this model to really work on mimicking voice, natural stage movements, and personality. With this clone, they expected an aging Eddie to start melding into typical “rock star” life (ie. marry a model, make more money), but what they didn’t expect was the loss of talent. This has perplexed the scientific team and they are trying to further understand how to clone natural, non-physical attributes and skills.
you're meeting the president in the white house. would it kill you to clean yourself up a little?
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Bring Back Dave A
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