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 Post subject: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Mon April 27, 2020 9:50 pm 
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Recently my I ended a long relationship with Pearl Jam, and I’m relieved.

For over 30 years I devoted myself to listening to a band for which good music is irrelevant, because people can’t stop themselves from buying it. A band that never improves, that causes illness, and makes people unhappy. But there was money in it. A lot of money. In fact, my entire business depended on it. I knew it wasn’t good for me, but I couldn’t stop.

And then, when Pearl Jam released Gigaton, I realized, here was my chance to be someone who could sleep at night, because I know what I’m listening to doesn’t suck ass.

So as of today, lecherlouslittlestump will no longer listen to Pearl Jam. I know it’s going to be hard. If you’re interested in discussing Pearl Jam, here’s a list of forums that do it well: The Porch, Red Mosquito, r/PearlJam and Facebook.

As for me, I welcome all other bands because I'm certain that their best work is still ahead of them.

Sincerely,

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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Mon April 27, 2020 9:58 pm 
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I had to Google that company name


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 Post subject: Pearl Jam Chasters Club
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 1:38 am 
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Pearl Jam Chasters assemble!

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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 2:11 am 
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Ms Harmless wrote:
I had to Google that company name


Lecherous little stump is what Lane Price called Pete Campbell.


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 2:25 am 
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ghost wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:
I had to Google that company name


Lecherous little stump is what Lane Price called Pete Campbell.


Christ! Quite possibly my #2 favorite show of all time and i didnt make the connection...


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 2:30 am 
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About time. Goodbye and suck my dick, Lecherouslittlestump.

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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 2:39 am 
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That post suggests you devote yourself to bad music. Weirdo.


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 9:29 am 
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"that causes illness" made me AL


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 8:15 pm 
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Ah yes, the dramatic public Pearl Jam quit. Very "Pit" move.

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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Tue April 28, 2020 8:16 pm 
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It’s a joke account.


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
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Lucky Strike did him wrong.


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 Post subject: Re: Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam
PostPosted: Wed April 29, 2020 1:26 am 
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good thing this thread was never moved to GD

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