I've heard the new PJ album, ask me anything

[lecherouslittlestump]

[Bi_3]

i heard the middle track is 60 seconds of silence, and they called it "Minute Pause"

On the boots it's listed as "Encore Break"

[Anders]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

Not unless Taste Of Mexico is the same song. Lots of stuff about beans there.

The only beans are those you are full of. Nonsense.

Yes, that's the opening line of the song. Very intense. I like how Ed screams the nonsense part.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

Not unless Taste Of Mexico is the same song. Lots of stuff about beans there.

The only beans are those you are full of. Nonsense.

Yes, that's the opening line of the song. Very intense. I like how Ed screams the nonsense part.

What rhymes with nonsense?

[Anders]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

Not unless Taste Of Mexico is the same song. Lots of stuff about beans there.

The only beans are those you are full of. Nonsense.

Yes, that's the opening line of the song. Very intense. I like how Ed screams the nonsense part.

What rhymes with nonsense?

But enough with the the nonsense
Baby girl take a shot to clear your conscience

[OmegaprimeVKM]

I'm late to this party, but Evacuation is terrible. It is STILL better than anything off the last 3 records.

[OmegaprimeVKM]

Also Navy Bean appears in the pre-gap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregap

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

I'm late to this party, but Evacuation is terrible.

Only if you're a retard.

[epilogue]

1. Anti-Trump song
2. Bowie Tribute
3. Song about getting old
4. Song about his kids
5. Chester Bennington Tribute
6. Song about his kids getting old
7. Song about Records
8. Bold but disastrous experiment
9. Anti-Trump song Reprise
10. Cornell Tribute

Imma go ahead and put the odds of a Bowie Tribute Song on the new album (if there ever is one) at about 4%.

[epilogue]

The rest of that seems about right, though.

[LetMeSleep]

Covers album next. They could just do artists that have kicked it over the last 2 years and it'd still be interesting.

[Django Butterworth]

I'm late to this party, but Evacuation is terrible.

Only if you're a retard.

Naw. It's called being able to recognize a hunk of shit when you hear it. Stop being part of the problem.

[Birds in Hell]

Evacuation is so good I can scarcely believe it's a song made by the same guys who churned out the last few Pearl Jam albums.

[bodysnatcher]

Evacuation is so good I can scarcely believe it's a song made by the same guys who churned out the last few Pearl Jam albums.

it really is astounding to think about

[Norris]

Evacuation is so good I can scarcely believe it's a song made by the same guys who churned out the last few Pearl Jam albums.

it really is astounding to think about

for real

[Django Butterworth]

I am certainly glad that the band forgot how to stack shit that high.

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

I am certainly glad that the band forgot how to stack shit that high.

[FredPJ]

Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig

Nice work. It's only missing the 'Annoying B'OB jizz all over everything plus some dumb clunking piano'

[Bi_3]

I am actually kind upbeat about this one. It's likely the last one, so they will probably put forth some actual effort. Most of them will anyway.