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 Post subject: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
PostPosted: Thu January 17, 2019 2:12 am 
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In the land of Pearl Jam, there are only two events of significance:

1) October 22, 1990: Mookie Blaylock performs

2) March 10, 2018: Can't Deny Me is released

In this thread we progressively edge out our euphoric anticipation for the coming of PJOne: The Can't Deny Me Era, and all of Pearl Jam's robust accomplishments since the rodlease of the track, to be presented in the epic Cameron Crowe documentary documenting it all, with exclusive outtakes featuring PJ insiders (Jeff's high school basketball coach, Matt's dry cleaner, the homeless guy Stone talks to during his daily walk)!!!!!

Alongside PJOne will be released a landfill's worth of merchandise, and the Can't Deny Me EP, containing previously unrodleased tracks:

1) Can't Deny Me (Live) (Boom solo Wrigley Field stadium organ instrumental, Chicago, IL)
2) Can't Deny Me (Improv - Debut) (Live) (Ed acappella solo from Ritz Carlton Karaoke Bar, Tokyo, Japan)
3) Can't Deny Me (Extended Jam) (Feat. an additional 2 bars of cowbell and chanting 'you can't deny me')
4) Can't Deny Me (Radio Edit Demo) (Mattspeed, 1min 14 seconds)
5) Can't Deny Me (Cover) (Pete Townshend Research Support Fundraiser, Beverly Hills, CA)

A special limited edition splatter-red vinyl will be available to the first 200 fan club orders, accompanied by a facsimile of the original lyric sheet as transcribed by Ed's personal shopper onto a Ritz Carlton Toyko Bar paper napkin!!!

Celebrate PJOne here! YOU CAN'T DENY EET!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
PostPosted: Thu January 17, 2019 2:22 am 
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i, for one, can't wait for the PJOne catheter set

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 Post subject: Re: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
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looking forward to the "Can't Bonsai Me" home tree trimming kit


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 Post subject: Re: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
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I already pre-ordered the "Can't Confide in Me" self help book

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 Post subject: Re: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
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96583UP effort to mock the band is inspiring.

If he only put all that talent into something worthy...

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 Post subject: Re: Countdown to March 10, 2019: PJOne
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I believe that we already have a thread for complaining about the band.

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